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Iiiit's So Laaaaate

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Guesswhatguesswhatguesswhat!? It's two-thirty AM and most people are asleep, but I'M NOT! I'm sitting up typing and I'm not asleeeep! Iiiii'm awake, fully awake, and type-type-typing awaaaaayyy...

 

'Cause see, me and LM, we're hangin' out and stuff and trying to keep a grip on sanity, and did you know that by two in the morning, a tap-dancing bananamuffin is entirely believable?

 

'Cause we has TAP-DANCING BANANAMUFFINS.

 

~Wheeeeee!

 

It's so amazing! The server isn't busy at all! Oh my gosh, I love the server almost as much as the banana-dancing tapmuffins! *Huggleshmor.* Or wait... I'm sorry, muffins, I messed up your name, oh, goodness, I'm so sorry, please don't cry!

 

It's soooo weird to be looking over at your bed thinking you'll see yourself asleep and yet not seeing yourself asleep, even though most rational people would be so at this time. But who wants to sleep when you have blue entries and late-night internetz, and where oh where did "blue" come from? 'Cause I tell ya, I don't write blue entries, I don't, not even late at niiiiiiiight... ♪♫

 

I totally love chibis 'cause they're all like, "WHEE HAPPY CUTENESS" like this happy person, and AHHH! THAT PICTURE IS HUGE!! *Flings brownies and dives under the desk.*

 

...

 

~Please keep in mind, my awake and refreshed self will likely not recall the writing of this blue blog entry in any way, shape, or form, and the entirely unawake and unrefreshed self is beginning to wonder what people need caffiene for when they can just go without sleep for a few extra hours and feel TWICE as awake FREE OF CHARGE!? What can beat free of charge!? I mean, it's like free money, 'cause if you had spent the money you wouldn't have it anymore!

 

Ever notice how loud the tapping of keys are late at night? It's like... like a million golden raindrops sprinkling across the roof, heigh-ho, and if you ever decide to go insane late at night make sure you do it with a friend, 'cause it's twice the insanity with twice the insanity!

 

Seeeriouslyyyyy.

 

 

Tuuuuurakiiii

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Takuma Nuva
Re-read my family tree. I am able to block all attacks, traps, and any superpowers.

No, that just means your ancestors can. And since there are so few of such people in society it is safe to say that such are recessive traits. Therefore, genetics state that you cannot.

 

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Alex Humva

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I inherent all traits. I would first force-choke Turkii, zap her, use my awesome Chuck Norris powers to stomp her into the ground, and then use BLAH powers to rid her of her awesomeness.

 

And any attack derected at me would be dodged using Matrix skillz/

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Tahu01
Fire ur laxor and Turakii will probably crush you beneath her heal for killing her husband. I know I wouldn't put such a thing past her! :P

Actually, that's not true; I killed him three times, and he's still okay, so I don't think death is too much to worry about. :P

Off topic: Since when did BZPower become a dating site? (Blatant attempt into going into the quote section. :P)

BZPower never became a dating site. Just because people are getting married here doesn't mean it's a dating site.

(My own not-so-blatant attempt, that now is. :P)

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I inherent all traits. I would first force-choke Turkii, zap her, use my awesome Chuck Norris powers to stomp her into the ground, and then use BLAH powers to rid her of her awesomeness.

 

And any attack derected at me would be dodged using Matrix skillz/

:o You just simply die on the spot because of your cruelty! :angry:

 

Not like death ever stops anyone nowadays... :P

 

Okay, you win too. :P

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Takuma Nuva
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I inherent all traits. I would first force-choke Turkii, zap her, use my awesome Chuck Norris powers to stomp her into the ground, and then use BLAH powers to rid her of her awesomeness.

 

And any attack derected at me would be dodged using Matrix skillz/

You obviously don't know a thing about genetics. :P Of course you inheret all traits! It's just a matter of which traits are dominant and which traits are recessive. In your case, all of such traits being recessive and therefore unuseable despite that you have them.

 

Go read a book about genetics. It's fascinating stuff. :P

 

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Alex Humva

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I saw Superman today. I told him he was weak. When he tried to punch me, I blocked it, and kicked him to the moon. And when he hit the moon, he went right through it, and kept coming untill he hit Mars.

 

I also saw Iron Man. I zapped him. He fell.

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Tahu01
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I saw Superman today. I told him he was weak. When he tried to punch me, I blocked it, and kicked him to the moon. And when he hit the moon, he went right through it, and kept coming untill he hit Mars.

 

I also saw Iron Man. I zapped him. He fell.

It's obvious he's lying. The Moon and Mars were not aligned with the Earth today. :P There's no way someone could be launched from Earth and be able to hit both stellar bodies at the moment. :P

 

And he obviously faked his family tree; Chuck Norris does not have children. He clones himself and transfers his mental essence into the new body. :P

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Takuma Nuva
ALL LIEZ! MY FAMILY TREE IS TRUE!

 

Unless I uploaded the wrong thing...

 

I AM STILL REATED TO BLAH. SO I CAN BEAT ANYONE.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

 

Beat yourself.

 

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Tahu01
ALL LIEZ! MY FAMILY TREE IS TRUE!

 

Unless I uploaded the wrong thing...

 

I AM STILL REATED TO BLAH. SO I CAN BEAT ANYONE.

Actually, you're not related to ANY of them. :P Since Chuck Norris can't be responsible for any children, because he clones himself, The Chosen One from Matrix could never have been born, and since you then wouldn't have a father, you'd technically never been born if you followed this family tree. It's obviously false, because you're currently present here. :P

 

But, if you'd prefer to support this being your tree, then, well, you'd suddenly disappear, as you would have written yourself out of existence. :P Then, because you never existed, you would never have been able to force yourself out of existence like that, and you'd come back- only to remove yourself again immediately. :P I've got you in a paradox; one that you can avoid, if you drop that family tree. :P

 

Yes, it actually does make sense. :P

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Takuma Nuva
ALL LIEZ! MY FAMILY TREE IS TRUE!

 

Unless I uploaded the wrong thing...

 

I AM STILL REATED TO BLAH. SO I CAN BEAT ANYONE.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

 

Beat yourself.

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

ALL LIEZ! MY FAMILY TREE IS TRUE!

 

Unless I uploaded the wrong thing...

 

I AM STILL REATED TO BLAH. SO I CAN BEAT ANYONE.

Actually, you're not related to ANY of them. :P Since Chuck Norris can't be responsible for any children, because he clones himself, The Chosen One from Matrix could never have been born, and since you then wouldn't have a father, you'd technically never been born if you followed this family tree. It's obviously false, because you're currently present here. :P

 

But, if you'd prefer to support this being your tree, then, well, you'd suddenly disappear, as you would have written yourself out of existence. :P Then, because you never existed, you would never have been able to force yourself out of existence like that, and you'd come back- only to remove yourself again immediately. :P I've got you in a paradox; one that you can avoid, if you drop that family tree. :P

 

Yes, it actually does make sense. :P

As you can see, this makes Tahu01 and I a "pair o' docs"! FEAR OUR PARADOX....ES. :maniaclaughtersmilie:

 

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Tahu01
ALL LIEZ! MY FAMILY TREE IS TRUE!

 

Unless I uploaded the wrong thing...

 

I AM STILL REATED TO BLAH. SO I CAN BEAT ANYONE.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

 

Beat yourself.

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

ALL LIEZ! MY FAMILY TREE IS TRUE!

 

Unless I uploaded the wrong thing...

 

I AM STILL REATED TO BLAH. SO I CAN BEAT ANYONE.

Actually, you're not related to ANY of them. :P Since Chuck Norris can't be responsible for any children, because he clones himself, The Chosen One from Matrix could never have been born, and since you then wouldn't have a father, you'd technically never been born if you followed this family tree. It's obviously false, because you're currently present here. :P

 

But, if you'd prefer to support this being your tree, then, well, you'd suddenly disappear, as you would have written yourself out of existence. :P Then, because you never existed, you would never have been able to force yourself out of existence like that, and you'd come back- only to remove yourself again immediately. :P I've got you in a paradox; one that you can avoid, if you drop that family tree. :P

 

Yes, it actually does make sense. :P

As you can see, this makes Tahu01 and I a "pair o' docs"! FEAR OUR PARADOX....ES. :maniaclaughtersmilie:

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

We're a pair o' docs now? :D Wait, how'd you get involved in the parodox with me? :wacko: ...Who cares! *puts arm over Takuma's shoulder* :D ...Does this mean I get to come to the next conference? :P

FINEZ. EVERYTHING ON MY FAMILY TREE IS FAKE BUT THE 'BLAH'.

 

I AM REATED TO BLAH. AND NO ONE CAN DISPROVE THAT.

Don't worry, I don't mind you being "reated" to BLAH. :P

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Takuma Nuva
We're a pair o' docs now? :D Wait, how'd you get involved in the parodox with me? :wacko: ...Who cares! *puts arm over Takuma's shoulder* :D ...Does this mean I get to come to the next conference? :P

I was involved in a paradox before you. When he said he could beat anyone so I challanged him to beat himself? Paradox.

 

And I'm sorry...

 

*takes arm off shoulder*

 

...but I'm not that kind of guy. :P

 

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Tahu01
We're a pair o' docs now? :D Wait, how'd you get involved in the parodox with me? :wacko: ...Who cares! *puts arm over Takuma's shoulder* :D ...Does this mean I get to come to the next conference? :P

I was involved in a paradox before you. When he said he could beat anyone so I challanged him to beat himself? Paradox.

 

And I'm sorry...

 

*takes arm off shoulder*

 

...but I'm not that kind of guy. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

Oh, that paradox. I see. :P

 

Oh. I'm not even sure what kind of guy you mean in particular, but oh well. :P

 

*does a one-handed handstand on top of your head instead* This better? :P

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Takuma Nuva
We're a pair o' docs now? :D Wait, how'd you get involved in the parodox with me? :wacko: ...Who cares! *puts arm over Takuma's shoulder* :D ...Does this mean I get to come to the next conference? :P

I was involved in a paradox before you. When he said he could beat anyone so I challanged him to beat himself? Paradox.

 

And I'm sorry...

 

*takes arm off shoulder*

 

...but I'm not that kind of guy. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

Oh, that paradox. I see. :P

 

Oh. I'm not even sure what kind of guy you mean in particular, but oh well. :P

 

*does a one-handed handstand on top of your head instead* This better? :P

Just as long as we get free apple turnovers from this. :D

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

 

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Tahu01
We're a pair o' docs now? :D Wait, how'd you get involved in the parodox with me? :wacko: ...Who cares! *puts arm over Takuma's shoulder* :D ...Does this mean I get to come to the next conference? :P

I was involved in a paradox before you. When he said he could beat anyone so I challanged him to beat himself? Paradox.

 

And I'm sorry...

 

*takes arm off shoulder*

 

...but I'm not that kind of guy. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

Oh, that paradox. I see. :P

 

Oh. I'm not even sure what kind of guy you mean in particular, but oh well. :P

 

*does a one-handed handstand on top of your head instead* This better? :P

Just as long as we get free apple turnovers from this. :D

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

"We"? You're multiple people? :blink:

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E(rik)

You should have seen me when I stayed up for new years. My bro video taped me and here are some things I said:

 

"Dont touch the walrus! *Tackles brother*" Me, when he tried to take the remote when I was watching TV.

"I want a bagel. Can I got to the store and get some bagels?" Me, at 11:34.

"Eat leafblower!" Me.

"I can lick my elbow with my nose." Me.

 

EDIT: OH HAI GUIZ

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Takuma Nuva
We're a pair o' docs now? :D Wait, how'd you get involved in the parodox with me? :wacko: ...Who cares! *puts arm over Takuma's shoulder* :D ...Does this mean I get to come to the next conference? :P

I was involved in a paradox before you. When he said he could beat anyone so I challanged him to beat himself? Paradox.

 

And I'm sorry...

 

*takes arm off shoulder*

 

...but I'm not that kind of guy. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

Oh, that paradox. I see. :P

 

Oh. I'm not even sure what kind of guy you mean in particular, but oh well. :P

 

*does a one-handed handstand on top of your head instead* This better? :P

Just as long as we get free apple turnovers from this. :D

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

"We"? You're multiple people? :blink:

No, you and me are multiple people. You and me get turnovers! :br:

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

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Tahu01
We're a pair o' docs now? :D Wait, how'd you get involved in the parodox with me? :wacko: ...Who cares! *puts arm over Takuma's shoulder* :D ...Does this mean I get to come to the next conference? :P

I was involved in a paradox before you. When he said he could beat anyone so I challanged him to beat himself? Paradox.

 

And I'm sorry...

 

*takes arm off shoulder*

 

...but I'm not that kind of guy. :P

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

Oh, that paradox. I see. :P

 

Oh. I'm not even sure what kind of guy you mean in particular, but oh well. :P

 

*does a one-handed handstand on top of your head instead* This better? :P

Just as long as we get free apple turnovers from this. :D

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

"We"? You're multiple people? :blink:

No, you and me are multiple people. You and me get turnovers! :br:

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

We get SUGAR?! :br: Awesome!

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