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Hair In My Mouth


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So I woke and up and went to the bathroom and washed my hands and sat down in my office chair which had hair on it then I scratched my mouth then I got hair on my lips then when I tried getting it off it went into my mouth and then it was hard to get ooouuuuuuttt. :(

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Pfft. I got a taco at Taco Bell one time... not only did it have a REALLY long hair (that was not mine!) cooked into the meat, but upon getting past that (I was hungry, man!) I discovered a sharp pain in my mouth.

Pain, for the taco included also a staple in it, all blue and green with rusty oxidization on it.

 

Didn't eat there again for weeks...

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Pfft. I got a taco at Taco Bell one time... not only did it have a REALLY long hair (that was not mine!) cooked into the meat, but upon getting past that (I was hungry, man!) I discovered a sharp pain in my mouth.
Pain, for the taco included also a staple in it, all blue and green with rusty oxidization on it.

Didn't eat there again for weeks...

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Leave it to Jinzo to top ANYTHING.

BtB
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Pfft. I got a taco at Taco Bell one time... not only did it have a REALLY long hair (that was not mine!) cooked into the meat, but upon getting past that (I was hungry, man!) I discovered a sharp pain in my mouth.

Pain, for the taco included also a staple in it, all blue and green with rusty oxidization on it.

 

Didn't eat there again for weeks...

 

Strangely enough, that made me hungry.

 

Eww...that's worse than having to pull your brother and sister's hair out of the drain before you shower and throw it away. Blech, big glumps of wet hair...*shudders*

~Javi

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That's not as gross as trying to take a shower, but your little sister doesn't let the curtains dry, leaves her clothes everywhere in the bathroom, and totally forgets about cleaning up all of her toys in the bathtub. >>
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On the bright side, you could always fill the tub and have a great time splashing around with Mr. and Mrs. Ducky, newly wed! :)

~Javi

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