A Foolproof Guide To Dating.
Spend lots of cash on your partner, maybe even in the "gratuitous amounts of cash" stage.
Never use the word "gift".
If, and when, they try to break up with you, tell them that they owe you "X" amount of dollars.
Spend lots of cash on your partner, maybe even in the "gratuitous amounts of cash" stage.
Never use the word "gift".
If, and when, they try to break up with you, tell them that they owe you "X" amount of dollars.
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