I just love voice recognition. It's so useful when creating a high-quality essay by just talking.

*cough*

~EW~

The only. And I mean only.

Use I ever had with "voice recognition technology" was one night where my cousin came over, at which point we proceeded to wet our pants with laughter at how amazingly insane it was repeating things.

Oh, it's even better when BUSINESSES use it.

"Please say the name of the state you're calling to."

Pennsylvania.

"Did you say... Maryland?"

---time passes, multiple tries---

"Please say the name of your town".

Shamokin.

"Did you say... Susquehanna?"

---time passes, multiple tries---

"Say the name of the person or business you're trying to call."

Doogie's Pizza.

"Did you say... Sam Goody?"

No, I said your MOTHER!

---click---

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Set that to music and you could have the Christmas No. 1 on your hands there