This.

You get a shiny purple weasel that sits there and laughs at you as you puzzle over the paradox.

That's pretty cool.

There are two answers: A, it comes out of itself. B, since the point of exit is blocked, it will be converted into energy, since it cannot manifest as mass. Or something like that. In essence, it never comes back.

A makes sense, but it's kinda weird. Where would the first teleporter be? And concerning B, how's it blocked?

What if the teleporters are fixed to the ground.

Actually, I think it'll come out of itself, but since it's in the first teleporter, it'll go back to itself again, and just cycle around in perminant teleportation, never to actually reach any destination ever again.

Now say you throw somebody you don't like into the first teleporter...

If it goes back to itself, wouldn't it come out of the first teleporter?

:dazed: Although it seems certain that the second teleporter is permanently lost...

Hey, I like that idea. Where's Adventurer?

*throws you in the teleporter, too, then tweaks it a little so you're like Takanuva traveling thorugh a buncha timestreams*

~EW~

It rips a hole into the spacetime continum.

And concerning B, how's it blocked?

 

Because it is currently being teleported and thus there is no way for it to be used.

And now my brother is saying you'd clone it.

Hmm... I suppose that makes sense... I thought of that too, but it's still really weird. And where'd the clone copies be?

*throws you in the teleporter, too, then tweaks it a little so you're like Takanuva traveling thorugh a buncha timestreams*

*Comes out of nowhere with a Midak Skyblaster and a Power Lance*

It rips a hole into the spacetime continum.

I'm surprised that nobody mentioned a big black hole that eats up the universe.

Well, the first comment was something similar.

I mean a huge black hole. The one in the first comment was pretty small. Slip my situation in that mold, and the trees would not still be standing.

Makes sense.

That's one weird paradox...

-Nuju Metru

How's it more weird than all those time-travelling ones?

This.

OMG YOU BROKE THE SPEED OF MATH!!

Inside joke, y'alls.

My answer, TtW, is be glad we don't have teleportation devices.

As the official physics geek of BZPower, Mr. Physics has the answer:

Donuts.

If there are donuts, where are the cops?

~EW~

That does make sense in some weird abstract way.

By donuts, do you mean a torus?

I like donuts better.