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Deprogramming The Masses Since 1547


Dr. Keerakh

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wut

 

"After spending over sixteen million dollars and using over 48 thousand yards of industrial strength strapping tape, we of the Flat Earth Society were able to construct an enormously powerful neurotransmitter that can implant suggestions directly into the brains of the nearby non-Flat Earthers. Having set it up just outside of the Russian Antarctic exploration post (Vostok), we are awaiting word that all three scientists and 174 penguins have been shown the light."

 

-Dr. K

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The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII.

Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group.

Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.

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wow.

 

um

 

I guess thats funny, but its frustratingly stupid too.

I assume its a joke right?

it better be a joke, cause if its not a joke....

I don know, I may just ......

do something about it.

 

 

 

they wouldn't happen to have a forum would they?

 

 

Np

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Umm, no this is a real organization. Google it. I know, it's kind of sad. They do have a whole forum somewhere with all sorts of topics. It's rather weird.

 

-Dr. K

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