My absolute favorite Captain Comic quote would be CONDITION ALERT!!

BOARD MESSAGE: CONDITION ALERT!!

All your CONDITION ALERT!! are belong to us.

Learn you must the ways of the CONDITION ALERT!!

International House of CONDITION ALERT!!

Tell my wife and kids... CONDITION ALERT!!

Oh, I'm afraid the CONDITION ALERT!! will be very operational when your friends arrive.

Gathered friends, listen again to the tale... of the CONDITION ALERT!!

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is... CONDITION ALERT!!

Restricitons apply, CONDITION ALERT!!s may vary.

Do a CONDITION ALERT!! roll!

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman, rise and smell the CONDITION ALERT!!

Then the ninjas start flying, and some of them turn into dinosaurs, and fireballs, and presidents... no wait, not presidents, I meant CONDITION ALERT!!s.

Can I really consider this an entry?

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