MOUNTAIN DEW ALL THE WAY

-Tor

I could never betray my best friend.*

So I'll go with the Cube.**

-CF

*Save throw it into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

**I don't even like Mountain Dew.

Mountain Dew.

Weighted Companion Cube!

MOUNTAIN DEW HYPER ACCELCIA MUY SPEEDO SUGARERUSH KABOOM $YUHJF%&TR%#YFR&CYH!

The Mountain Science Weighted Fizzy Drink Cube.

I see you noticed Mountain Dew's new ad campaign.

"All beasts can be trained, unlike Mountain Dew, which can never be tamed."

MOUNTAIN DEW all the way

DDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Cube.

~

I don't like Dew.

So Do Da CUBE!

Da Dew: 6

El Cubo: 6

55555

You forgot to count mine.

55555

Dew.

And now I'm thirsty.

THE CUBE ALL THE WAY

Cube crushes Mountain Dew. Cube.

-G