A Very Deadly Christmas, Pt. 3
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Part three
You slide Stallman's katana onto your belt, and cup your hands together, green and red beams forming around them. You point this glowing object at the ninja, shooting your deathbeam of joy at the ninja assailants. Once the blast fades, nothing remains except their shoes and, well, feet. You notice wires coming out of the feet though.
As you walk over to examine the remains, you notice a note on the ground.
You slide Stallman's katana onto your belt, and cup your hands together, green and red beams forming around them. You point this glowing object at the ninja, shooting your deathbeam of joy at the ninja assailants. Once the blast fades, nothing remains except their shoes and, well, feet. You notice wires coming out of the feet though.
As you walk over to examine the remains, you notice a note on the ground.
Dear Chris,
If you are reading this, my robotic-ninja assassins have failed. A pity. Anyway, Christmas has far too long overshadowed Easter, and it's time I end it. If your the marketing figure you think you are, meet me in Times Square, NYC, NY, where we will do battle for the last time.
Sincerely,
Jack, A.K.A. The Easter Bunny
You crumble the note. "If the rabbit wishes to fight for the last time, then so be it." You find one of the elves, who you command to arouse the other elves and make you a superweapon in addition to your Linux-katana. What will you have made?
A. Build upon the katana, make it more powerful.
B. Build a laser gun that shoots the beams you fire from your hands, only faster and more powerful.
C. Transform a candycane into a quarterstaff of epicness.
D. Forget the weapon, fight with the katana and the katana alone.
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