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Desecrating The Grey Knights


Todays day at the gaming club was interesting. There were many people when I came in, but they were all playing plain ol' fantasy Warhammer. So I waited for like, 30 minutes and after last week's expierience, you'd figure I would have left. But no, my stubborn patience paid off.

 

One of the employees who was hanging out in the back managed to get some of his friends to come out from somewhere *I seriously don't know XD* and start up a battle for us after he noticed I had been waiting around forever.

 

Three-way battle. My Necrons versus Space Marines versus Demon Hunters/Grey Knights in the heart of an abandoned Imperial colony.

 

I was on a roll, man. I didn't win, but that was simply because I had to go eventually. But I tore into the guy's Grey Knights like they were butter. His force consisted of a Land Raider, two venerable Grey Knight Dreadnoughts, 2 Grey Knight squads and a bunch of Grey Terminators.

 

The Space Marine player was loaded up mostly with heavily specialized Marine squads.

 

But anyways, I ripped through the Grey Knights ruthlessly. My Wraiths descended upon one of his lazcannon-wielding Dreadoughts and dismantled the tin can without mercy. The second Dreadnought plastered my Heavy Destroyers, but they rose from the soil and cast the Imperial machine into it's second grave.

 

His terminators assaulted my Wraiths as they clawed at the second, but by the time they had killed them and took charge to my Warriors, I was ready. The Necron Lord and his horde of Flayed Ones rushed out of the inferno of the Space Marine's orbital bombardment and plunged into the Terminators. They downed one of the Terminator Juggernauts before getting killed *my Lord managed to slip away with 2 wounds remaining*

 

The Terminators braced themselves for their attack, They prepped to attack anyways, but suddenly found themselves halted yet again by the Warrior squad's guardian Tomb Spyder. The Tomb Spyders fell after taking two of the Terminators with them, and the remaining 4 Grey Terminators readied to charge yet again. Too bad their turn was over and they found themselves staring at around 18 or so Gauss Flayer barrels at point blank range.

 

Terminators= Dead.

 

By the time the regular Grey Knights had come around the bend, they foundthemselves in the middle of Death's Parade. They felled a few Warriors, but in the end they were taken by the silent whipsers of the Nightbringer Himself.

 

On the other end of the spectrum, my other sqaud of Warriors were locked in an endless firefight with the Marines, neither side refusing to die. They sent their Dreadnought forth, and it managed to scathe the Nightbringer's side before my squadron of Destroyers descended upon it and did what they did best. They destroyed it in one swift attack. Not only that, but the walking box exploded and crushed the squad of Marines behind it. It was at this point that the Marines were enraged and charged forward in an attempt to end the firefight.

 

Of course, that's when the Pariahs and the Tomb Spyder lept out from behind the rubble, halting their advance and bloodying them. That's when the Grey Knight Land Raider plowed in between both sides, dumping forth another squad of Knights.

 

The battle had just began to reach it's bloody climax when mom told me I had to go or else XD

 

Dang, it was fun! I almost had emancipated the Grey Knight army, too. Just the crusader and the one squad remained after all of that...

 

 

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*shrug* Grey Knights with no combined arms? It's a very easy army to fight.

Ka-Chan

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*shrug* Grey Knights with no combined arms? It's a very easy army to fight.

 

You're forgetting I also had a well-armed Space Marine force bearing down on me hard with TWO Whirlwinds.

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So they probably would have wiped you once you finished chopping up the Knights.

Ka-Chan

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So they probably would have wiped you once you finished chopping up the Knights.

 

No. I was beating them well, too. They could still have beaten me, no denying. But it was not set in stone- I had obliterated their Dreadnought and emancipated more then a few of their squads.

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...

 

You helped the Squads gain equal political or social rights?

Teebert

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No, he freed them from the physical plane of existence.

Ka-Chan

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No, he freed them from the physical plane of existence.

 

Exactly 83

 

You should learn to get more creative with your vocabulary too, Wrack. XD

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Way to cover for him, Sbeet.

 

Anyway, Grey Knights are a legendarily useless army against large enemies.

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I wish I could play games like that.. :( Must be really fun :)

 

About 1/3 fun, 2/3s expensive.

Ka-Chan

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I wish I could play games like that.. :( Must be really fun :)

 

About 1/3 fun, 2/3s expensive.

 

As much as I hate to admit it as always, she speaks the truth.

 

Of course, it's only 1/3 fun when you've got demons like her constantly trying to put you down at every step >,>

Ka-Chan

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Being realistic is not a put-down.

 

This is true, but I have yet to see you show even the slightest smidgen of positive influence.

Ka-Chan

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What about all the troop loadout in the last entry?

 

*tries to pretend that didn't happen to avoid looking like a total moron*

 

You are so disturbingly calm all the time that I cannot seperate the positive from the sarcastic from the SHEER MADDENING, okay?

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But you wouldn't be a moron, just a hypocrite...unless you're just absentminded. Let's go with that.

Ka-Chan

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But you wouldn't be a moron, just a hypocrite...unless you're just absentminded. Let's go with that.

 

Why don't we stick with airheaded? That retains my innocent nature while pardoning my stupidity.

 

Also remember that I find philosophical meaning in Weird Al's Dare To Be Stupid. Trust me, life's easier when you balance intelligence and awarness with a dash of blissful ignorance and levity.

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Shure, it's all fun and games until somebody loses the Launch Codes.

Ka-Chan

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Shure, it's all fun and games until somebody loses the Launch Codes.

Then it's strangely hillarious!

 

Seriously, I'm gonna die laughing if I have the option.

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Nobody dies laughing.

 

Well, except that old british guy who had a heart-attack while watching a three stooges rerun.

Ka-Chan

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Nobody dies laughing.

 

Well, except that old british guy who had a heart-attack while watching a three stooges rerun.

 

Either you made that up right now or your head is filled with the most amazingly useless trivia I have ever heard XD

 

My point remains, I'm gonna die laughing.

 

And at this point we're going to have DV on both our rears if we don't shut up. So I declare this discussion FINISHED. *stamps it*

Ka-Chan

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Why would DV need to step in? We're being civil.

 

We're also being waay off topic at this point XD

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