Wanna know why I call my blog red hot muffins?

From something I did last week.

We have these..."mini-food stores" in my state called Wawa.

They sell muffins sometimes. Well we bought a corn muffin and when we went home I cut it, and put it in the toaster. Well..my mom set the heat too high and as it was toasted it caught on fire O.O

We got the muffin out, put the fire out (was not large it was a small muffin)

So there I am with a cut burnt to a crisp muffin on my plate. My mom walks in, thinks it's chicken takes it and puts HOT SAUCE on it. And ate it.

Boom! RED (for the heat) HOT (for the sauce) MUFFINS ( for the muffin)