Let's play a game! It's called "Are you saying...?". To play, you start off with one person saying a random sentence. Say, the starting sentence is "I like waffles." The second person then replies with a misinterpretation of that sentence which starts with the phrase "Are you saying", such as "Are you saying you're in love with a piece of bread?" The next replier could then say something like "Are you saying that it's illegal to fall in love with bread?" And so on, and so forth... Just remember that every reply that has to do with the game must start with "Are you saying". And now, let the games begin! =D

Starting sentence: You have no idea how hard it is to extract a budgie from a treacle cake.