*Patrons will be asked to dispose of any prohibited items!

animals

offensive sighs/banners/clothing

So they're asking you to commit animal abuse and public nudity?

dispose as in remove.

It's fair because drunken cool dudes often start fights with all those things. The people who complain are nearly always the ones responsible for such foolishness.

Just remember people, free expression is also punishable by law. Showing either signs of fun or free expression will result in a gaol term.

Questioning the rules merits an extra punishment.

Going to the cricket with any intention of enjoying the cricket merits an extra whipping.

Wow.

Watch from home?

*has never been to a cricket match... for probably obvious reasons*

Oh, of course there is watching at home, and it's easily enjoyable enough (without be prosecuted ) but you just don't quite get the buzz or excitement as you would if being there. I assume it would be the same for baseball and football and all the other sports. Certainly is for Aussies Rules. As long as you can see.

You won't be at risk of being hit with super-explosive "cricket balls."

You won't be at risk of being hit with super-explosive "cricket balls."

Just watched "The Prisoner" episode the other day called "The Girl Who Was Death".

offensive sighs/banners/clothing

::lets out a sigh of defiance::

You won't be at risk of being hit with super-explosive "cricket balls."

Just watched "The Prisoner" episode the other day called "The Girl Who Was Death".

I don't get it.