Nah, it was aliens. The same ones that built the Great Pyramids and abducted Elvis Presley.

Of course it was an alien. It was the Doctor.

Wait, no, they've met and the universe didn't explode into timemonkeys. Sorry. Carry on.

Plus, GREAT CHAIN OF BEING.

If anyone else had written Hamlet what would happen to the importance of the GREAT CHAIN OF BEING.

You'd lose half the jokes and wittiness, that's what. D:

-Nikira

Also, Paul is alive.

He, Biggie Smalls and 2Pac are all on a tropical island chillaxing, having Penna Coladas and smokin' cigars.

~AA

Well... bruce willis is still the ghost.

Also, Paul is alive.

And Skvaders aren't real.

Humans also originated from Mars when it and Earth collided.

Man finds small mermaid in tuna fish sandwich.

Oh, sure he wrote them. After signing a mysterious contract with a mysterious stranger, his previously mediocre output gave way to works of outstanding brilliance. I read this in a Neil Gaiman comic, so it must be true!

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Neil Gaiman cannot tell a lie.