2008 In Under Five Minutes
And GO!
January - Nothing in particular!
February - Iran space program, we shoot down a satellite an an awfully death star-esque explosion, and ObamaHilary!
March - Awesomely visible exploded star, and a moment of silence for Mr. Gary Gygax.
April - ObamaHilary!
May - Phoenix lands on Mars!
June - Bill Gates leaves Microsoft, causing Apple fanboys and girls everywhere to rejoice while Microsoft fnaboys and girls crawl into corners and cry, understandably so.
July - HilaryObama! Also Bush's last G8.
August - Human awesomeness incarnate in the form of Michael Phelps. Also ObamaHilary for the last time as Obama wins at the DNC, and Russia attacking Georgia.
September - Metallica! McCain! Also Palin, causing lipstick-wearing pitbulls the world over to rejoice. And the LHC went online.
OBaracktober - ObaMcCain approaches! Also the US economy dies and takes the rest of the world with it. Aren't we wonderful? Oh, and ACDC comes back in black ice.
November - Obamarama! Also Chinese Democracy is finally released.
December - Obamarama! Not much else.

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