Would you like to be a staff?

I can make you a King!

Just sign this contract giving me your soul, and you'll be fine!

-Det

What's the catch

Umm..... Er.... Ah....

No catch, I just own your soul in that RPG!

Other than that, you live your life normally and terrorized by demons out of the dark realm!

-Det

Well if you drop the soul ownership part I'd be happy to be staff.

Duuuude, that's a crazy amount of RPG's! How in the world do you have all that time?!

-JG

It's not really that many It comes from a combination of being homeschooled and having ridiculous amounts of time on my hands.

Well, it looks good to me. I mean, you've got more RPG's that you're in right now than I've ever even played.

Ah well. I'll just have to make up for that in If.