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@ above poster -- Uh... O_o I hope you're joking...

@ Bfahome -- ditto here and no Spring Break this year since the school district screwed up and called a snow day when no precipitation fell until 6-7 at night. And called one today because of a wintry mix that fell overnight. FAIL. V_V

~SB~
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@ above poster -- Uh... O_o I hope you're joking...

 

@ Bfahome -- ditto here and no Spring Break this year since the school district screwed up and called a snow day when no precipitation fell until 6-7 at night. And called one today because of a wintry mix that fell overnight. FAIL. V_V

 

~SB~

 

I don't blame them for canceling today. I walked down to the library earlier this morning and nearly fell three times. The streets are a mess as well.

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We had a snow day too <3

 

We shoulda had one today too because the snow is so deep and roads are still kinda bad round here <_>

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Cold Weather behavior:

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> 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.

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> 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.

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> 40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.

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> 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

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> 20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.

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> 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.

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> Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.

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> 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.

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> 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.

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> 40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.

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> 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start.

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> 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

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> 500 below zero: Heck freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.

 

It speaks the truth especially the last one

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> 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.

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Hah, this part reminds me of a Paula Poundstone quote. "If it was as cold outside in the winter as they make it inside in the summer, they'd turn the heat on. It makes no sense."

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