In response to BCJ's anagram-ing of 'Greg Farshtey' [no offence to you, Greg. ]

SPIRIT THE GREAT (10:05:17 PM): "Well," said Greg, smiling pleasantly, "how is it that you - a truly fantastic individual with amazing teeth - managed to defeat the greatest food of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a bruise, while the powers of eggs were destroyed?"

There was an odd red gleam in his hungry eyes now.

"Why do you care how I escaped?" said SPIRIT slowly. "Eggs were after your time..."

"Eggs," said Greg softly, "are my past, present, and future, SPIRIT..."

He pulled SPIRIT's wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing two shimmering words:

GREG FARSHTEY

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

TRY A FRESH EGG

:superfunny: :superfunny:

If you haven't read Chamber of Secrets go away.