How come every time I'm reading something related to the paranormal, these things happen?

Better break out the EMF detectors and thermal imaging cameras. While you're at it, an EVP session might help.

Dude, this year I might be coming into money.

You can be certain that those 2 devices (heck, a whole fleet of those devices) are at the very top of my list.

How come every time I'm reading something related to the paranormal, these things happen?

Emotion. Emotion places one not JUST into phase with such things to be seen and heard, but also alters them to become more tangibly associated with the "rest" of the world we live in. And alongside.

If you did it every day, you WOULD start seeing more and more.

However... it can be mentally taxing at times... ...especially when things start getting undeniable.

The desire to eat Spider-Man's brains overcomes all odds.

Better break out the EMF detectors and thermal imaging cameras. While you're at it, an EVP session might help.

 

Dude, this year I might be coming into money.

You can be certain that those 2 devices (heck, a whole fleet of those devices) are at the very top of my list.

I don't know whether or envy you so much that I cry or desire to break into your house the day you get those.

Though, really, I think those go hand-in-hand.

*Starts planning for an elaborate robbery.*

desire to break into your house the day you get those.

Just the tip of the iceberg. Next year, I'm probably going to have, let's say, a lot of free movement in regards to buying things.

There's technology in my head based off such devices that I'm going to have custom-made.

If things go as I think they do, they might even become mainstream.

I need to look into patents though, as I'm SURE I'm not the first person to think up these configurations.

desire to break into your house the day you get those.

Just the tip of the iceberg. Next year, I'm probably going to have, let's say, a lot of free movement in regards to buying things.

 

There's technology in my head based off such devices that I'm going to have custom-made.

 

If things go as I think they do, they might even become mainstream.

I need to look into patents though, as I'm SURE I'm not the first person to think up these configurations.

Maybe I should plan on breaking into your house multiple times?

Yeah, if you ever hear anyone inside your house or see someone who appears to be stuffing a bunch of equipment into a bag, it's a ghost. Seriously. Not me at all.

Oh, oh oh SURE. Go ahead.

Contaminate the investigation area, see if I care!

And you call yourself a scientist!

... ... ...wait, what?

Eh.

Okay.

I won't argue anymore with you about this.

Just..look into the uncommon-but-possible ways an electronic device can go off, before you say it can only be supernatural.

I'm not saying I know anything about that, but I'm sure it's possible.

Or maybe it was LM, furthering his plan to convince you of the paranormal, that way you'll buy stuff he can't afford, then he'll steal it and sell it on the black market.

Why do you even have such a thing?

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Or maybe it was LM, furthering his plan to convince you of the paranormal, that way you'll buy stuff he can't afford, then he'll steal it and sell it on the black market.

Am I really that easy to figure out? D=

Dangit, there goes that plan...

Why do you even have such a thing?

What do you mean?

I bought it in, like, '91.

I waaaaas... math math math... like 18 or something. (wow.)

Granted, I HATE Marvel comics, but I loved action figures... even of dorky American superheroes.

They were "new", for their time. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles was a breakthrough toy line in marketing and abstract sculpting, the Marvel lines were breakthrough in that the toys at times exceeded the dumb comics they came from.

In this case, it was Venom. I liked his character design. At one point, I had like 20 different versions of the character, the one with the sound chip being the first one I ever got.

(EDIT: These are the Venom figures I have left after losing a bunch during moves. It is FAR from all the ones I had before I stopped buying action figures):

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/JINZONINGEN...S/venoms001.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/JINZONINGEN...S/venoms002.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/JINZONINGEN...S/venoms003.jpg

I should like, sell these on eBay or something...

Bitter Cold

post Feb 5 2009, 09:49 PM

 

Just..look into the uncommon-but-possible ways an electronic device can go off, before you say it can only be supernatural.

 

I'm not saying I know anything about that, but I'm sure it's possible.

Well yeah, of course.

There's definitely some things I haven't thought of that might be able to set it off. Though wow... it's how it went off that got me.

I know what you're saying though. Out of all the "ghost shows" on TV I've seen, only 2 are sanely watchable.

You can't just have a perimeter sensor get tripped, get a disembodied voice on an EVP, see a glowing hot blob on an FLIR camera and go, "I have zee proofs!"

You have to get it multiple times. You have to get CLEARLY-defined forms. You have to get responses to exactly what you're saying.

And if I ever get the equipment I have planned constructed... I'm going to crack this poop wide the heck open.

That thing's at least as old as I am. Kinda sad, when I can call a backpack a geezer.

But then, it's the geezer's geezer backpack, so lulz.

~EW~

I just have to LOL at myself for how blasé my reaction to this paranormal stuff is now. It's like, my reality bubble is so utterly exploded beyond any consensus-reality-based bounds of "normalcy" that nothing can faze me anymore. Hah.

I, too, am looking forward to some major improvements in the financial area, btw. And not just for me personally. Boy, at this time next year. . . who can possibly predict how the world will look? We're in uncharted territory already.