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Johnny Truant

Posted

Sell your unnecessary organs to those nice weirdos over there.

 

EDIT:

 

It's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.

 

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Kyn Ace (III)

Posted

1. Buy 24 packs of soda

2. Sell sodas for $1 at school

3. ?

4. Profit!

 

Wait.

 

You're homeschooled, arent you?

Necro

Posted

Sell the sodas for $1 to your parents. :)

 

~EW~

 

Unfortunately that wouldn't work; I've tried getting a loan from them since the item in question I need the cash for is rare and used and likely to go fast and I would be willing to do something as pathetic as getting a loan from my mother for it. We literally can't afford it due to the crashconomy.

EmperorWhenua

Posted

Wow. Ever New Yorkers are getting smitten? :P

 

~EW~

Necro

Posted

XD Everyone is unfortunately. I'd say the food industry isn't, but the recent outbreaks killed that, and most other businesses died along with the stock market. There is one industry I can't mention here that's probably still got gold-lines pockets though.

Kyn Ace (III)

Posted

You know who's not getting affected?

 

Paris Hiltons dog.

JINZONINGEN 73

Posted

You know who's not getting affected?

 

Paris Hiltons dog.

Well... it's not quite a dog...

 

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Necro

Posted

Get a job.

 

-Omi

 

The only place hiring amidst the recession around here is a local supermarket that I used to work at that treats it's employees like a bunch of different filtered words.

Spoony Bard

Posted

Get a job.

 

-Omi

 

The only place hiring amidst the recession around here is a local supermarket that I used to work at that treats it's employees like a bunch of different filtered words.

See that's the problem. Your looking at places that are hiring. Apply everywhere, and you will eventually get a call.

 

Places will hire even when they don't have the "Now Hiring" sign.

 

-Omi

Necro

Posted

Get a job.

 

-Omi

 

The only place hiring amidst the recession around here is a local supermarket that I used to work at that treats it's employees like a bunch of different filtered words.

See that's the problem. Your looking at places that are hiring. Apply everywhere, and you will eventually get a call.

 

Places will hire even when they don't have the "Now Hiring" sign.

 

-Omi

 

Hmm...never considered that to be honest. Will give it a try though.

Kyn Ace (III)

Posted

You know who's not getting affected?

 

Paris Hiltons dog.

Well... it's not quite a dog...

 

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Haha, South Park

 

Get a job.

 

-Omi

 

That's not really that fast.

BCii

Posted

Wait. You say there's no money to be had and most everybody's hurting. . . and yet, you absolutely have to spend $235 that you don't yet have on something that (I gather) isn't essential. I'm sorry, but that doesn't seem logical to me. :huh:

 

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Spoony Bard

Posted

That's not really that fast.

I sent in an application to Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago. Last week they called me for an interview. This Monday I got for orientation. That is quick. And they weren't hiring. :P

 

-Omi

Kyn Ace (III)

Posted

That's not really that fast.

I sent in an application to Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago. Last week they called me for an interview. This Monday I got for orientation. That is quick. And they weren't hiring. :P

 

-Omi

 

That isn't fast.

 

There are much faster options of questionable legality.

Spoony Bard

Posted

That's not really that fast.

I sent in an application to Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago. Last week they called me for an interview. This Monday I got for orientation. That is quick. And they weren't hiring. :P

 

-Omi

 

That isn't fast.

 

There are much faster options of questionable legality.

I got the job even when I wasn't supposed to.

 

Probation and all.

 

And it is quick for someone his age. I don't see you getting a job at any faster speed.

 

-Omi

Kyn Ace (III)

Posted

That's not really that fast.

I sent in an application to Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago. Last week they called me for an interview. This Monday I got for orientation. That is quick. And they weren't hiring. :P

 

-Omi

 

That isn't fast.

 

There are much faster options of questionable legality.

I got the job even when I wasn't supposed to.

 

Probation and all.

 

And it is quick for someone his age. I don't see you getting a job at any faster speed.

 

-Omi

 

hmmm

 

Granted I didn't make as MUCH money as FAST as he wants, but selling 24 oz Soda at School made me a good amount of money each week.

Spoony Bard

Posted

That's not really that fast.

I sent in an application to Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago. Last week they called me for an interview. This Monday I got for orientation. That is quick. And they weren't hiring. :P

 

-Omi

 

That isn't fast.

 

There are much faster options of questionable legality.

I got the job even when I wasn't supposed to.

 

Probation and all.

 

And it is quick for someone his age. I don't see you getting a job at any faster speed.

 

-Omi

 

hmmm

 

Granted I didn't make as MUCH money as FAST as he wants, but selling 24 oz Soda at School made me a good amount of money each week.

I was talking about getting a job quicker than usual.

 

-Omi

Kyn Ace (III)

Posted

That's not really that fast.

I sent in an application to Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago. Last week they called me for an interview. This Monday I got for orientation. That is quick. And they weren't hiring. :P

 

-Omi

 

That isn't fast.

 

There are much faster options of questionable legality.

I got the job even when I wasn't supposed to.

 

Probation and all.

 

And it is quick for someone his age. I don't see you getting a job at any faster speed.

 

-Omi

 

hmmm

 

Granted I didn't make as MUCH money as FAST as he wants, but selling 24 oz Soda at School made me a good amount of money each week.

I was talking about getting a job quicker than usual.

 

-Omi

 

Oh, I know, I'm just saying making money as fast as he wants.

Spoony Bard

Posted

That's not really that fast.

I sent in an application to Wal-Mart 2 weeks ago. Last week they called me for an interview. This Monday I got for orientation. That is quick. And they weren't hiring. :P

 

-Omi

 

That isn't fast.

 

There are much faster options of questionable legality.

I got the job even when I wasn't supposed to.

 

Probation and all.

 

And it is quick for someone his age. I don't see you getting a job at any faster speed.

 

-Omi

 

hmmm

 

Granted I didn't make as MUCH money as FAST as he wants, but selling 24 oz Soda at School made me a good amount of money each week.

I was talking about getting a job quicker than usual.

 

-Omi

 

Oh, I know, I'm just saying making money as fast as he wants.

Yeah. Might be hard for him to work at his school though, since, his school is his house.

 

-Omi


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