It all started when I got him for Valentines Day.

Harmless, right? I thought so, until I looked closer at his box out of boredom, and then it struck me... Something was teeming beneath the surface of this tricky little deception, and I would be to uncover it.

Minutes and minutes of toiling and researching the bowels of the library's history section, I discovered a disturbing truth that will shake the foundations of the Bzp community.

Raanu. A matoran leader guiding his people through horrid times... ALL LIES

BEHOLD, HIS TRUE NATURE

Ladies and gentlemen, I shall leave you to your shock and awe.