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Outlandish Proclamations


Red is the best flavor of Skittle. The space shuttle’s computer runs on one megabyte of RAM, launch sequence and all. I used superglue on some Lego parts. Details later. I’m not going to see Watchmen. Our society has become so worried about accidentally offending someone that it has forgotten how to say “no” to some people.All of these are true to the best of my knowledge.

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Shine

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Our society has become so worried about accidentally offending someone that it has forgotten how to say “No.”
No it hasn't.
Arpy

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Our society has become so worried about accidentally offending someone that it has forgotten how to say “No.”
No it hasn't.

Point. Generalization amended.

dviddy

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Our society has become so worried about accidentally offending someone that it has forgotten how to say “No.”
No it hasn't.

Shine speaks truth.

 

# I’m not going to see Watchmen.

Good. Don't. It's terrible. Sure, I'm the only one who will say it, but it was terrible.

Neaku

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1. Skittles in general is the best flavor.

2. Then how come I can't run TF2 and Vista with out lag on 4 gigabytes? >>

3. Already saw and I don't understand how it works. :???:

4. Well I'm probably seeing it this weekend so hah.

5. This applies directly to me. >< Curses my shy inhibitor.

Bundalings

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1) Dunno. If we're talking about normal skittles here, I can't remember. If it's sour skittles, GREEN FOO.
2) ???
3) D=
4) Spr_3e_132.gif I have no desire to see naked people fly around and blast folks brains out, or whatever outlandishness is "in" now.
5) In some cases. =/

BtB
ChocolateFrogs

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#5: Truthiness. And I like the way you worded that. I've been trying to myself for some time now.

#4: I was, because I like comic book movies, then I found out how violent it was. Definitely something I don't need.

#3: Hm...fine.

#2: O.o

#1: Now it may be, considering it is no longer cherry. (Artificial cherry sux.) But I'm with Bunda: Skittles pretty much rock.

 

-CF

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