Love the quote.

Portal is awesome.

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death. Good luck!"

-CF

Oh! Congratulations! You bought the best game ever!

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!"

~U_K~

Which reminds me:

"Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring your daughter to work' day is the perfect time to have her tested."

-CF