People make me ill before I even put them in my mouth, let alone digest them.

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Absolutely true, my pet.

ERRG

You said that to me earlier...

WHY YES I DID.

~KS~

Absolutely true, my pet.

You might say that I am not your pet, as dictated by the terms of the Official Disclaimer.

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But if you eat too many cookies, you get fat. And also, if you eat too many people, the police'll come after you.

But cookies give me gas...

I wonder what happens if I eat humans? I wonder if my bro will mind...

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