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Asterisk Battle


Nuju Metru

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That's a lot! >:(

 

:sarcastic:

 

IT IZ! D:<

 

:rolleyes:

 

DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE WITH ME MISTER

 

NO U

 

LE GASP

 

THATS IT GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN

 

NO. :talk2hand:

 

*drags up to his room*

 

*shoves inside*

 

*locks door*

 

*melts key*

 

*chains and padlocks*

 

*wedges chair under doorknob*

 

*puts up police tape across door, reading, "DO NOT ENTER"*

 

*pulls out bazooka*

 

*door goes boom*

 

Hello. :)

 

AAAAAAGGGHHHH!

 

*confiscates bazooka, all other firing arms, and battering ram*

 

*repeats door-blocking steps above*

 

*looks at far wall*

 

*Sees window*

 

*laughs*

 

*breaks window*

 

*climbs out*

 

*Walks to front door*

 

*rings door bell*

 

 

*doesn't answer door*

 

(also, lovin' the new banner and stuff. =])

 

*continuously rings door bell*

 

[thanks, glad you like them. I got a bunch more too, but you'll have to wait until I get the BBC CC up. I'm still waiting for ~GBG~ lol.]

 

*turns on boom box*

 

*plays*

 

[Nice. :)]

 

*gets frustrated*

 

*Goes to the store*

 

*buys fire cracker*

 

*throws into window of the room where boom box is*

 

*cracker explodes, and so does the boom box*

 

*goes back to the door and rings the doorbell*

 

*puts on iPod headphones*

 

*listens to iPod*

 

*Gets bomb*

 

*throws it in front of you*

 

*timer says ten seconds*

 

*winds bomb clock down to two seconds*

 

*throws back*

 

*bomb asplodes in your face*

 

*is wearing special suit*

 

*doesn't get blown up*

 

*Breaks window and hops in, pointing a flame thrower at you*

 

*Gets out fire extinguisher and bucket of water*

 

*throws water on flame thrower*

 

*throws fire extinguisher at V's face*

 

*impact*

 

*is still wearing special suit*

 

*doesn't get hurt*

 

*ignites rocket*

 

*it flies at your face*

 

*dodges*

 

*rips off special suit*

 

*wears*

 

*pulls out another from pocket*

 

*smiles*

 

 

*Wolverine claws pop out form forearms*

 

*shanks suit*

 

*shanks V*

 

Try to guess where THIS came from. :P

 

-Nuju Metru

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Wait, we're not finished yet. =P

 

'Cause I didn't die right there at the end. I got special powers and wolverine claws popped out of my knuckles too, so I blocked it. =P

 

 

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Wait, we're not finished yet. =P

 

'Cause I didn't die right there at the end. I got special powers and wolverine claws popped out of my knuckles too, so I blocked it. =P

 

But I couldn't put in all those quotes. :(

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Dude, that's epic. (And I'm mentioned! :o)

 

Heh, I've PMed him now. ^_^

 

:g::b::g:

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Hey, Nuju, you were supposed to edit that random stuff out. :angry:

 

lol, but yeah. =P

 

velox1.png

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Dude, that's epic. (And I'm mentioned! :o)

 

Heh, I've PMed him now. ^_^

 

:g::b::g:

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Hey, Nuju, you were supposed to edit that random stuff out. :angry:

 

lol, but yeah. =P

 

velox1.png

 

I decided not to, to show that we often have multiple conversations at once. :D

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I wonder which of you was which...

 

-=< :s: >=-

 

I'm the one who sent V to his room. :P

 

But I'm the one that didn't go. =P

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