America wouldn't ban milk because, umm... it just wouldn't?

What if we had milk powered cars? Then we would be flying around, cow-power. But what about people allergic to cow milk, would they be allergic to cars, and have to use soy milk cars?

Cows are important. We mostly use cows for milk and meat. I use them only for milk, as I don't like hamburgers.

Hamburgers are yummy!

However, what if America banned milk?

That would be a dumb move.

Hmm. We'd have to use goats to get milk, or yaks, or in GM's case, cats.

Heyyyyyy... I only drank cat's milk once!

Then we'd just use cows for hamburgers. That means... cows would decrease in worth about 50 percent! We'd only see them as half-valuable, or in my case, not much value at all. And then dairy farms would go out of business, and the economy would collapse, and we'd run out of cats to milk, and Bionicle would never get to the 07 location...

As I said... dumb move.

Oh yeah, I was supposed to give a statement on that 07 location.

 

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Well, that was it!

Some statement!

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See? This is what I keep trying to convince my little sisters of (wait, I'm not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition, am I?). They're obsessed with horses, but I point out that horses do absolutely nothing useful and are now obsolete due to the invention of the car. Cows in '08!

Arpy

See? This is what I keep trying to convince my little sisters of (wait, I'm not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition, am I?). They're obsessed with horses, but I point out that horses do absolutely nothing useful and are now obsolete due to the invention of the car. Cows in '08!

 

Arpy

*ominously* What if something were to happen to the all the cars in the world, eh? Horses would spike in value, wouldn't they?

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Vote yes on reffered law 42, because we need cows.

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