so as i was leaving taekwondo class, and all of a sudden a song pops involuntarily into my head, becasue it was raining.

"if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh what a day it would be."

(it was involuntary because it was a barney song.) but then i thought well, woudn't that kinda hurt?

I mean, you'd have candy raining down on your head at who-knows-how-high-a-velocity, and it would hit your face, arms, hands, legs, feet... it would be even worse when you got to the candy bars and milkshakes.