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Because Lluvio And Arpy Wanted Me Too.


Neaku

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Oh dear god, they just HAD to make a second one

Law permits that now I've got to sing it...

 

...just like I gotta catch 'em all.

 

Oh, but this time...I've got backup. Now you can meet my all-star cast.

 

Someone must've been on drugs to wanna get this monster done...

Guess I can't complain about it since it's pretty farkin' cool.

Still, my god that's totally nuts, getting 20 people or so

all around to sing something like this!

 

How many obscure references could they possibly squeeze into

a seven minute medley of pop-culture fish? Just think a musical of

Prince of Tennis. That's just a tad halucinating...uh-oh I think I'm going kinda crazy.

 

Relax, relax. Relax, relax. Relax, relax...and just sit back.

Relax, relax-O-Vision. Thanks CZ for the backlash.

 

This one is totally farking

crazy and I still don't get it.

Once again, I better shut it.

Lest I look like a hypocrite

 

This part sounds awfully familiar I know I've heard it...

Oh except without the creepy giant little girl-heads.

Now I know, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

 

No I'm sure it's just you, yeah.

 

Pippirupirupirupippirupii...

Pippirupirupirupippirupii...

How 'bout that, there's a cute litte girl who'll smash your farking head clean off.

Pippirupirupirupippirupii...

Pippirupirupirupippirupii...

Take my heed and make sure you don't get to close to her or you'll be really dead.

 

Everyone wear a bikini!

Oh fine then, don't listen to me.

Go back to playin' "vidja gaymz"

Bet'cher off playin' POKEYMANZ.

 

...and now I'm eatin' somethin', now I'm eatin' somethin'

Though how can when I'm kinda busy singing?

...sorry I still don't get, sorry I still don't get

How in the fish anyone understands this song...

 

However this one's actually kinda nifty... (bure bure bure bure)

Lighten up, it's a show, don't take it so srsly...seriously.

Don't get into my corrupted mind, you don't wanna...

(Slurp. Agh! Ohh!)

I'm no teacher but I can learn ya one very important lesson. Listen up!

 

Try not to read far into what you think might just be something

"philisophical." I can assure you the creators of

all the series you're watching, don't really care about

all of the things that you're thinking of...trust me.

 

I'm sure you'll figure out...

 

That it's easy to make a meme catch on it only needs something totally random!

 

Like a picture of a girl with giant NOSES spinning veggies round and round

while foreign music plays in the background that's just one example but...

 

I believe, this show still isn't a big'a deal y'know.

You'd be right, if I said that I thought it wasn't the best thing in the world.

After all...

 

It's no Miyazaki project not that you can really compare the two alone.

Then you'd just be stuck in a world where everyone wears all their glasses for a reason.

 

Come with me and I'll show you all a perfect world.

Yes a land where all is just...but not as good…

 

…as Popstar. That I can assume. Nothing possibly can topple Kirby.

Follow him, instead of me and he'll take you on a trip;

on his warpstar you'll fly up above...

 

To the Castle in the Sky, which is not my favorite one

by the guy I spoke about before who makes all of these films.

I prefer the one about a Delivery Service

started by a teenage witch, but it's fine.

This one's good too, I swear!

 

Lalala~lalala~lala~lala~lalalala...

Lalala~lalala~I don't know what the heck I'm saying.

 

OCARP.

 

It's a good thing that there's a bunch of saps who somehow had the gall to wanna

carpet this thing, but we can only do it if we band together...

This song never ends, thankfully the duties have now been spread apart.

Too bad only five or six people will get the chance to hear what all of us

have now just brought to life!

 

That's the life of an artist I guess, seeking attention is just like a quest...

 

Yes we know that it's not really that important in the grand scheme of things of course

but then

Without people listening to this fish what purpose would we have to cut this thing

together in the end?

 

Ohh, poor guy in a monster suit.

It must be hot trapped inside that thing.

 

So many series...so many games that we haven't seen...

Their melodies will guide us all through this...all forty songs...

 

Now this is the part where everything gets really dramatic but I promise,

When I say "drama" I don't mean like the kind you see on forums.

 

So as we near the final cataclysmic battle...I'm gonna farkin' stab you in the face.

'Cuz if you patronize me about going through with this, I'm not gonna take anymore carp.

 

So power up and unleash your finisher move!

Just tell us what it's called.

 

Otherwise just shut up and let me finish mine,

or else this song'll just NEVER end.

 

Well it's been a psychotic and awesome run,

but I think this is final one I'll sing.

Otherwise, if I keep doing all of these,

then I won't get anything done.

 

Oh please, just don't take it so personally.

You'll end up much happier that way.

 

So now I truly, really mean it this time,

I'm never doing this, ever, ever, EVER again.

 

Feel free, feel free, feel free, feel free to quote me.

 

Yes this is the end of the song and yes this is the end of the song and yes this is the

end of the song and...

 

NOW I'M FARKIN' DONE.

 

HEY!

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Actually, I didn't want you to, nor did I not want you to; I am quite apathetic. I just sat there and chatted with babes on the internet all day while Lluvio ran censoring suggestions by me.
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