Once upon a time,

A squirrel bit a nut.

It was big and juicy,

Just like a...... nut.

The squirrel sat and chewed it,

He chewed and chewed and chewed.

He chewed his way right threw it,

And spat it out, how rude.

"That's not nice" said the Recycling God.

"That's called littering.

You see, when you litter,

You're being annoying."

"Do you think I care?" replied the Squirrel

"Rules are stupid!"

Then the Nature God incinerated the Squirrel,

Just a puddle of fluid.