Too complicated...

1: Adult Prepares Meal.

2: Child Eats Meal.

3: Dishes Magically Wash Themselves.

Too complicated...

1: Adult Prepares Meal.

2: Child Eats Meal.

3: Dishes Magically Wash Themselves.

still too complicated.

1: Adult Prepares Meal.

2:end of story.

That's even more complicated...

1: Just do whatever Turakii or Ninja Handyman say/type.

The best suggestion yet!

How about:

1: Eat.

No, no, no, this is how you do it:

1. Get the stuff

2. Put the stuff in the oven

3. Eat the stuff

4. What dishes? I eat it out of the pan.

SZ

You're doing it all wrong. Allow me to show you the correct procedure.

1.) Buy a cheap food-in-a-pack that you only have to put in the oven from a local distributor.

2.) Cook it in the oven, as aforementioned.

3.) Eat it while giving yourself credit for a home-cooked meal.

~DudeNuva~

I have another method.

1. Pop family in car.

2. Drive to restaurant.

3. Let them do the work for you.

Not that we do that very often. I'm too good a cook.

~Toa Macku~

ZOMG! So specisfic!

I got a way:

1. Call some place and ask for macaroni.

2. Wait.

3. Flame Scream at the deliveryman for taking too long.

4. Start eating the macaroni and realize it's burned.

5. Throw the burnt macaroni away and starve.

~Light~

Even better:

1. Eat
2. Drink
3. Be merry

Hey Turakii, what's a Flutternutter?

A really good sandwich made with peanut butter, marshamllow fluff, and two slices of bread.

I want one now...

I have developed the simplest instructions for preparing and eating macaroni ever!

*Munch, munch, munch*

Wasn't that simple?

I know, I'm a genius

-Deep-Freeze

1. Eat something else.

Thats............ um........... helpful?

Yayz!

Even better:

1. Eat
2. Drink
3. Be merry

*smirk* You forgot what comes after that part, Wonko.

On subject...

How about:

[*]Brother naggs you to make him the macaroni and cheese

[*]Consent after making some sort of bargain (hey! I'll make you the macaroni if...)

[*]Put water in a pan and turn on the stove and go do something.

[*]Run back to the pot after brother asks (some time later) whether you have forgotten his macaroni

[*]Pour noodles into pot and go do something

[*]Run back to the pot after brother asks whether you have forgotten his macaroni

[*]Drain macaroni after the five-minute timer dings

[*]Mix in melted butter, milk, and cheese mix

[*]Split macaroni with brother because brother is never quite able to down all of it by himself

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I'm craving Macaroni...*Goes to make some*

Thanks Turakii for all that help.

Glad to be of service!

Erm...

Insert funny comment here.

Blech, I got nothin'

"Hey! Did you hear the one about the macaroni?"

"No, I didn't!"

"It was soggy! Ha ha ha!"

...

Not funny, is it?

*smirk* You forgot what comes after that part, Wonko.

No I didn't, I just gave directions, not reasons for following them.

*smirk* You forgot what comes after that part, Wonko.

 

No I didn't, I just gave directions, not reasons for following them.

This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?

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Although I don't have a problem with it, we're not allowed to quote from the Bible on BZP. I took out most of your message so you wouldn't get in trouble.

*smirk* You forgot what comes after that part, Wonko.

 

No I didn't, I just gave directions, not reasons for following them.

This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?

 

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Although I don't have a problem with it, we're not allowed to quote from the Bible on BZP. I took out most of your message so you wouldn't get in trouble.

Oops. I thought that that rule only applied to sigs.

It applies to everywhere but profiles, actually. You are allowed to mention your religion in your profile, so long as you don't "push it on people."

I'm going off topic here, though, so...

Um, had any macaroni lately?

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Ooh! I did! I had macaroni! With chopped up hot dogs in it.

Oddly enough, so did I...

It applies to everywhere but profiles, actually. You are allowed to mention your religion in your profile, so long as you don't "push it on people."

I just hate it when that "eat, drink, and be merry" verse is taken out of line. It drives me insane!

I'm going off topic here, though, so...

 

Um, had any macaroni lately?

*thinks* I don't... remember. I think I've had it within the month, but I don't remember the exact day...

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