Why? Because dream blogs are allowed.

Yes, this was a dream I had last night.

It started out with Simon and River walking through the woods. Somehow, they get separated. Simon falls over a rocky cliff (lol). River just continues on, casually beating up a few Reavers who try to ambush her. They meet up with the rest of the crew, who just saved Harry Potter from an Alliance raid. They all sit down to eat breakfast, and then they all get shot.

Not quite sure what my subconscious was up to, but I'm sure it was influenced by all those Harry Potter movie blogs yesterday.