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Lame Philosophy Jokes

Kevin Owens

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What is the most common question asked by a newly graduate philosopher?

Would you like fries with that?

 

What's the difference between a philosopher and an engineer?

Only about $50,000 a year.

 

How do you get a philosopher off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizzas.

 

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You have just won the internet.

 

*proceeds to roll on the floor laughing*

 

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