Thanks to the stupid hackers, this has been delayed for quite some time. Anyways, here is the belated July 2009 edition of the MT Report.

Who's HOT

GEOMETRY TEACHERS: At least, the one I have now. One of the nicest guys ever, gives completion grades on homework, and the class is fairly easy. Plus, his last name is Bacon. What I don't get is why there is no Mrs. Sausage to go along with him. Can I call his children Bacon bits or something?

METROID: Metroid Prime Trilogy=3 of the greatest games ever made packaged into one container. Enough said.

TARAKAVARBITER: Turns out the already ultra handy arbiter/assistant/secretary/God knows what else is a great MoCer too. Very nice job on them TA.

FAST FOOD EMPLOYEES: Specifically, Krystal ones, which none of you will know of unless you live in the Southeast. Anyways, I ended up getting about 5 extra cheeseburgers because of an order screw up. So I got to eat the extra along with the 4 I had originally gotten. Let the feast begin.

and who's NOT

SCIENCE TEACHERS: My new science teacher...sucks. Epicly. He's one heck of a #####, and his class is like some opinion type philosophy thing. Is the economic recession really that bad so that no one can hire a philosophy teacher if we want to teach that? Meanwhile, my old science teacher lost his job at my old school.

T-MOBILE COMMERCIALS: GET SARAH CONNER OFF MY TV. The Terminator movie sucked and I was sick of seeing her before T-Mobile started running these retarted commercials.

PARENTS WHO LEAVE THEIR KEYS IN THE IGNITION: Not to be outdone by the 7 year old who drove across town in his parent's car to escape going to church, a 9 year old girl somehow made it into the city in her mom's car and ended up slamming into a police officer. And no, that's not an idea for you the next time your parent leaves the car.

MLB BATTERS: I can understand no one here likes sports, but maybe this is something you will appreciate. During one game in July, batters were hit by balls on 4 different occasions, the last one sparking a bench clearing brawl, which made it readily apparent that fighting is just one more thing baseball players can't do without cheating.

Quote of the Month: "Gravy used to be a beverage for him." A Minnesota Viking's coordinator on one of his players who lost a lot, and I mean a lot, of weight.

Important Upcoming Events in a Month that's already 2/3 of the way over.

August 16 or something: NFL Preseason kicks off

August 24: Metroid Prime Trilogy ships

August 29: College Football kicks off

August 30: FANTASY FOOTBALL FOR MEH(not that any of you care)

-MT