Try news soda! Now in three great flavors;

Try FOX for that homey, classic taste grandpa is sure to love!

under 40 and have an arts major? Then try MSNBC, the hip new flavor that everyone loves!

Or you could try CNN, it's what ever tech obsessed yuppie is drinking!

Think the mainstream soda is out to get you? then drink PBS for that small town feel.

Can't deiced? Don't worry no matter what you pick you all ways be drinking watered down ######!