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Michael Dorn Doesn't Have A Narrator Voice


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What the poo. Even decade-old games have moving cloud banks. Tinseltoon can go jump off a cliff or something.

 

Weta Workshop is required.

 

Oh wait, they're doing the CGI for what will likely be an infinitely better movie.

 

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Actually, Michael Dorn can't voice act. Not even slightly.

 

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Tinseltown sucks, and have not the slightest idea how too animate combat. THERE ARE NOT PAUSES. NOT IN BETWEEN EVERY DARN HIT. WHAT THE POO.

 

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Ack-ar. Not A car. >=[

 

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Strakk is Scottish. This pleases me.

 

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Michael Dorn still can't voice-act. At least he's good at intimidating grunts.

 

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what is Kiina on anyways?

 

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oh God the innuendo

 

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lol that canyon is like the same graphics level as Jedi Outcast

 

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SKOPIO

 

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!!

 

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Maybe it's just the arena combat being jerky, but this scene's fairly smooth.

 

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more interesting targeting hud kthnx

 

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click = not a surfboard =[

 

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Gresh's armour needs to spark or something =[

 

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oh. poo.

 

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door shape is fugly, whoever designed it needs to look at Forerunner architecture. 's a nice bit of "environment mystery", harking back to 01.

 

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If they actually looked like bone and cloth, it'd be cool. Missed opportunity.

 

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TOA.

 

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See-saw margery-daw.

 

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Please, please, please bring back MNOG-style music. >=[

 

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Berix is a miserable pile of secretsfeelings. teehee

 

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THE MIGHTY TUMOR

 

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Purple sand lol

 

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Puh-lease. Ash Bear riding was silly back in MoL, and it's still silly.

 

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Garden of Eden much? Owned.

 

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Somebody write a Kiina x Gresh story. Nao.

 

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Make that Kiina x Gresh x Berix.

 

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Knew it.

 

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Mata Nui - level infinity plot device. More mystery thank you.

 

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It's gotta be an immutable law or something that all endings suck.

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Well hey. Ever stopped to consider that I'm not five?

 

Pfaugh, should just go back to reading fanfic, but I feel BZ needs at least one review of this thing that's not "zomg awesome eleventy-ten etc".

 

Ah whatever. Compromise. Will read fanfic for 45 minutes, then unpause.

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's what it sounded like, which is kinda cool. Whoever's doing his voice would almost make a better Mata Nui, though that's not hard TBH. Dorn doesn't seem to have any sense of inflection or something.

 

Also wow. I wonder if I can turn off just the music track and run the NGE soundtracks over it. Have a feeling that'd almost make up for the suckishness and stuff

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If they actually looked like bone and cloth, it'd be cool. Missed opportunity.

This.

 

I haven't seen the movie, though. I just saw that in one of the previews.

 

I'll get the movie on Netflix, or something, when it comes out.

 

If netflix gets is. >_>

 

~Bunda

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Strakk=drunk on vodka. XD

 

And Tarix and Berix don't rhyme.

 

AND THE PLURAL OF GLATORIAN IS NOT GLATORIANS! WHAT THE FUDGE, METUS?

 

And no one died. :( At least, I hope he didn't...

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