The Legend Reviewed
And Metus, too. But first TLR.
PLOT: will tell u moar after spoilerz r allowed kthxbai Anyway, the plot was't bad, even if there wasn't much plot. The only plot there was, was the traitor, the whole Skrall attack thing, and SPOILERZ SPOILERZ SPOILERZ with Kiina and Berix. But it was sufficient to make a good movie.
CHARACTERS: Will deal with each individually.
Ackar: He's basically the wise-mentor-type guy. He sounds like a senator, though. Gets nearly as much screentime as Mata Nui himself.
Mata Nui: OMG HE CAN FIGHT. Well, sort of. Gets most screentime, obviously. He always speaks... so... formally.
Kiina: NO YOU'RE NOT BERIX'S MOMMY SO QUIT ACTING LIKE IT. At least she doesn't squeal as much as I thought she would. >_<
Berix: he iz a nub lol
Gresh: Believe it or not, he doesn't get much screentime. THAT'S A GOOD THING.
Metus: Oh, you'll have to watch the movie to see... He did convince me to buy the set.
Strakk: IS HE DRUNK? o_0 I had actually imagined him being Russian, which is perfect. Making him drunk on vodka was pushing it a little, though... (Or maybe he's Scottish and drunk on whiskey. So hard to tell.)
Raanu: He's Winston Churchill!
Tuma: THE MIGHTY TUMA is not so mighty. Also, needs more screentime. Great voice and CGI body, though.
Tarix: He's depressed. ;_; but yay he's British
Vastus: Who?
ACCURACY: THE PLURAL OF GLATORIAN IS NOT GLATORIANZ. >_< Also, Tarix and Berix aren't supposed to rhyme, and zomg Mata Nui can defy physics. Mata Nui's prologue was phail in terms of storyline but otherwise awesome.
MUSIC: Good.
NOTES:
-YOU DO NOT GIVE SOMEONE A SWORD BY THROWING TO THEM
-That one scene where Berix whacks a Bone Hunter in the face with a shield makes me wany to whack myself in the face with a shield.
-STRAKK IS DRUNK ON VODKA LOL
-Gresh... stay out of the next movie, okay?
-At first I thought, "If he is the traitor, that would be so unsurprisingly phail." But then I became convinced that someone else was the traitor and was genuinely surprised when the traitor was revealed. Great job.
-BERIX ISN'T YOUR SON KIINA
-I know real life pysics don't always apply, but that's no excuse to have a projectile suddenly change direction! >_<
-Wow. What happened to the traitor was... freaky. O_O
-NEEDZ MOAR TUMA... MAKE HIM MIGHTIER TOO
-berix iz a nub lol
-SWORDFIGHTING
As for Metus... he's cool.
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