THE V FILES: A SPOOF OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES EVERYWHERE!

"But... WTH is it?"

Project V is a fake conspiracy theory. The project is supposed to give proof that space aliens are trying to take over the world and that some of them are already among us. However, it is only for laughs, please do not take it seriously. Anyone accused of being an alien or covering up for them isn't really like that. (As far as we know...)

But it is also an RHG. (Do not confuse with RPG!) Each installment will have one clue/puzzle. You may not post what it is or how to solve it, that you may PM to me. All the clues, but together, explain the answer. (If we only knew the question...)

(If you don't know what RHG means, it means Red Herring Game. Examples includes Rampage Of A Rabbit, by Bioran23; A Change Of Space, by Moutekea; The Keys, by Tomana; and, to some extent, the Disc Collection Fad. And don't roleplay. RHG=/=RPG.)

INTRODUCTION:

You walk into an old apartment building and go up to the top floor. You ring the doorbell of an apartment, whose window you had seen while outside. It looked like no one had been there in years. The door creaks open, but still chained, with a strange-looking fellow peering out. He wears a brown overcoat with an upturned collar, a hat with the brim tipped downward, and sunglasses.

PARANOID WEIRDO: Who are you? Why are you here? Speak, stranger!

YOU: I'm, uh, here about that newspaper ad... the one that only had your address and a large V?

PARANOID WEIRDO: Hmm... I'll let you in. But I can't say I trust you. Yet.

The paranoid weirdo unchains the door and you enter. The place is decrepit, with cracks and cobwebs all over.

YOU: So you... live here?

PARANOID WEIRDO: You don't need to know that. What you do need to know is this.

He walks to his desk (far from any windows) and opens a drawer. After shuffling through several files, he pulls out a folder and gives it to you. You read it. It has several pages on UFOs, as well as a few newspaper clippings. But the last paper surprises you. It is a signup sheet for some kind of alien-investigating team.

PARANOID WEIRDO: So. Are you willing to join the V-Team?

YOU: Yes, I believe I will. One question, though... what's your name?

PARANOID WEIRDO: White. Matthew White.

You fill in the form and are given some briefing on your mission, as well as an outfit that matches White's, and a briefcase. You leave, now a spy for... Planet Earth.

So... like the whole concept? It's been in my head for a while, but now I have a blog and can put it into action. 8D

If you want to join the V-Team, comment here and fill out your signup sheet:

BZP name:

Human name: [first name and last initial; you can use your real one but you don't have to]

Gender:

Skin color:

Eye color:

Hair color:

Toenail color: [very important!]

Specialties:

Favorite brand of deodorant: [very important!]

May the Farce be with you...

EDIT: bumped for importance (no one wants to join? )