The sandwiches I have in my lunch every day aren't very good, then.

And if it's a meat sandwich, it must have lots of mayonnaise.

~Bunda

That reminds me, I have to bake some bread. I've pretty much got the hang of it now. I'm so proud of myself.

A good sandwich also requires a sprinkling of black pepper on the filling. -- Which reminds me, I'm out of pepper.