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It's Thanksgiving!


ExoM7

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So give thanks to the people who had to endure so much to give us our cool country while we get drunk, eat turkey, and watch football while yelling at the TV screen with family members who are also drunk.

 

Because it doesn't matter whether you're 5 or 105, you will get drunk on at least one family holiday per year.

 

If that's not the true spirit of America, I don't know what is.

 

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Because it doesn't matter whether you're 5 or 105, you will get drunk on at least one family holiday per year.

Not if you hate alchohol. And football. :P

 

Happy Turkey Day...

 

 

Turakii

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Because it doesn't matter whether you're 5 or 105, you will get drunk on at least one family holiday per year.

Not if you hate alchohol. And football. :P

 

Happy Turkey Day...

 

 

Turakii

 

Non-alcoholic stuff can still get you in the sort of drunk state. It's been proven by uh...scientific studies.

 

"Scientific Study Topic Title: Can Exo Drink 10 Cokes In Under A Minute?"

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I am Thankful for:

 

For having freedoms and rights

 

For being able to worship freely

 

For my family and freinds

 

For going to a Christian school

 

For my pets

 

For everything I own

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I've never gotten drunk... but my three year old cousin found a bottle of beer and took a big swig. Nobody noticed except me, and I didn't tell anyone because I thought it was funny.

 

~Phyre

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You can get "drunk" on Turkey Dinners. You won't feel anything if you eat one, but 5 might kill you. :D Kidding. You might get dizzy, sleepy,tired.... It'd hurt. :rolleyes:

~IK~

 

I'm serious.

 

 

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