Since today is the "day of the dead," (it's also all saints' day but Yami chooses to ignore that one) Yami, the evil dark lord of darkness that is dark is inviting all evil people over to his boat, the Ark of Yamato, to have a "party of death." Who is Yami, exactly?

Yami is the reason that BZP sometimes lags or doesn't work. Yami used to be the ruler of a bunch of evil people who fought with guitars and drums, but then he got kicked out by a white wolf. After bouncing around some video games that would get any 5 year old fired up, he came to BZP in an attempt to make life miserable for the members there. Which is when he ran into Sonu, who promptly ate him. But Sonu soon found out that Yami became unyummy on Sundays and holidays, which is when he had to spit Yami out. Yami has since been hiding around different websites, hiding from Sonu and making BZP slow whenever he can.

Yami was actually behind the hacking of BZP. But then the rest of the MiB got arrested by the police so he went elsewhere.

Anyways, if anyone actually does want to come to the party, make sure to send your request in the mail by yesterday.

-MT