Um...

You're on a temporary BZP time-out again?

Your computer exploded?

A huge maniacal orange dropped from nowhere and bombarded you with the Ellipses Plague?

Turakii

Someone ordered a large supply of watermelons... ?

My guessing skills are almost as bad as your luck, as it were. Good luck with it, whatever it is. And if it means taking a break from BZP, then by all means do so for a month or three or nine. I'm starting to like that life.

On a side note; Turakii, how on earth did your Mom manage to accumulate more posts than you?