Hey, once the skeleton's out of the closet, you might as well bite the hand that plays with fire.

Turakii

The one that runs the fastest gets there with the most pain.

The one that runs the fastest gets there with the most pain.

Almost Never! Especially if you're running from a bear who attacks everyone, but you.

Oh... its a metaphor...

Engarde! Touché!

If you eat only vegetables, you shall die because you ate too much meat.

~Phyre

O RLY?

Uh...there's plenty more fish in the sea which is half full?

LKN

Is the glass half empty...or half full?

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Is this cliche really a cliche? Or is it something I made up?

LoL!

Is the glass half empty...or half full?

 

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Neither, it's twice as large as it needs to be.

Is the glass half empty...or half full?

 

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Answer: WHO CARES?! The world will end tomorrow! This is no time for beverages! =O

Neither, it's twice as large as it needs to be.

...or perhaps it's half as small as it should be?

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Neither, it's twice as large as it needs to be.

...or perhaps it's half as small as it should be?

 

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Maybe it's half as large but twice as small as it should be, and then the ratio would be 1:1.

~Phyre

Maybe it's half as large but twice as small as it should be, and then the ratio would be 1:1.

 

~Phyre

No, because then water would be spilling out of the glass.

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Maybe it's half as large but twice as small as it should be, and then the ratio would be 1:1.

 

~Phyre

No, because then water would be spilling out of the glass.

 

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No, because the cat is laughing because the squirrel got hit by the glass of spilt milk, and everyone else is crying over it. So it's not water.

~Phyre

Did this cat happen to play a fiddle? Or did the puss wear boots?

Or maybe I should use a cliche as apposed to nursery rhymes?

The puss who didn't wear boots was called "Puss outa Boots," rather than "Puss in Boots."

~Phyre