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It's The Horror Of A Winter Wonderland!


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Winter Wonderland (Slightly Modified)

 

 

Sleigh bells ring

You're not listening

In the lane

Snow is glistening

An eye-paining sight,

We're pouting tonight

Runnin' from a winter wonderland

 

Gone away is the bluebird

Chased away by the snowbird

He sings a dumb song

As we run along

Fleeing from a winter wonderland

 

In the meadow we can build a snowman

And I say we name him Mister Brown

He'll say "Are you happy?"

We'll say "No man!"

And then he'll snowball us right back to town

 

Later on we'll perspire

As we sit by the fire

We'll watch snowman shrink

He'll be gone soon, I think

We ran from a winter wonderland

 

We fled from a winter wonderland

Yeah, we all left the winter wonderland

 

 

Snapshot

 

 

Turakii

 

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Evil snowmen! Run for your lives! Evil snowmen in a Winter Wonderland in Canada in North America on Earth in the Solar System in the Milky Way in the Third Dimension!

 

*gasp* EVIL SNOWMEN! *faints from loss of breath*

 

-Deep-Freeze

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You obviously haven't heard my singing snowmen, or perhaps you have.

 

I had these singing dancing plush snowmen from Hallmark or something useless like that. You pressed a button and these two snowmen (a snowboy and snowgirl) would start singing "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland" in a little duet, whilst bouncing up and down.

 

However, they started running out of batteries really quickly, and in the most inelegant way possible. Instead of just stopping singing, the would start singing really freakily. Like they were in the Exorcist.

 

"Sliiieghbelll riIIiIAAiiiIINnnggg aaree YuoouuuuuUU LIStnniinnnnn. . ."

"graaarrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuhh"

"ahHHH BeauuUUUIIITIIFUlll sIIiiiIIiiIIIGhTT"

"roooaahghhgggggghhhhh"

 

Because only the snow girl's voice would come out. The snowboy's voice would be kinda this low evil rumble from the pits.

 

It was really great. They were possessed by demons.

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Last year the snow melted around an hour or two after I woke up. By the time I was finished dressing to go chuck some snowballs around, it was already melting, and I was even a little hot.

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Evil snowmen! Run for your lives! Evil snowmen in a Winter Wonderland in Canada in North America on Earth in the Solar System in the Milky Way in the Third Dimension!

 

*gasp* EVIL SNOWMEN! *faints from loss of breath*

 

-Deep-Freeze

 

For me it's evil snowmen in a Winter Wonderland in New York in the United States in North America in the Western Hemisphere on Earth in our Solar System in the Milky Way in the Universe in the Universe of Parallel Universes in the Third Dimension.

 

BTW, Turakii, if you really don't like snow, then I don't like your attitude. I LOVE SNOW AND WINTER AND CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS' AND SNOW AND WINTER AND SNOW!!!! So THERE!

 

:P u r so sillee>.>

 

~Phyre

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Funny! I like it! it reminds me of a certain pesimistic aquaintence I know...

 

no one any of you would know...

 

and the picture is awsome too!

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