Create a schizophrenic character.

Really think it's a good idea for us to tell him that? Of course why not? Wait, did we say that or think that? Shut up, you.

~B~

You're in luck.

~EW~

Create a schizophrenic character.

 

Really think it's a good idea for us to tell him that? Of course why not? Wait, did we say that or think that? Shut up, you.

 

~B~

I'm making a character like that next year.

Phauxx, feel free to drop a PM by me if you need some more advice.

Go for the original. Avoid cliche.