ME: What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

CLEVERBOT: I have a very bad problem with my lifestyle.

ME: Ok, Mr. Bot. What kind of psychology test would you like?

CLEVERBOT: What kind of dog?

ME: Border collie... why?

CLEVERBOT: Head to the dog pond, they should have one there.

ME: Where is the dog pond?

CLEVERBOT: Over the moon.

ME: But the dogs would die in the cold vacuum of space.

CLEVERBOT: Stop that.

ME: You hurt me by saying that. Apolgize within five seconds or I will nuke you.

CLEVERBOT: No. If I get a last request (which I doubt) I want to see what people find not annoying.

ME: Goodbye, Mr. Bot. [nukes]

CLEVERBOT: What are you talking about?