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I had my first real lucid dream last night. It was WEIRD. I don't remember all of it, unfortunately, (even lucid dreams have that problem), but there are some rather interesting highlights. I think it started with me standing on a balcony in a school, looking down on a basketball game (or some similar sport, I don't think what I saw exists as any sort of real sport), and then I think, "Wait, what? Why am I in a school? I've been homeschooled my whole life... oh gosh, I'm dreaming. This is a lucid dream!" And then I jump off the balcony, miss the ground, and start flying. Then I remember that suddenly trying to do something really exciting in a lucid dream will usually wake you up, and then I wake up. Then I think, "Darn, I woke up, I wish I could fall back asleep and resume the dream." So I do exactly that and continue flying. (In retrospect, I suspect that may have been a false awakening. I did not feel the the usual fatigue that one feels when awakening directly from REM sleep.) After that, random stuff happens (I can't remember exactly what) and then I find a supply closet, imagine that it leads outside, walk through it and escape from the school. Faced with two guards, I look for a weapon, find none, so I reach into my pocket and imagine a laser gun, which materialized in my hand. I fire at the guards and kill them. Then I felt sorry for killing the guards, so I rewind the dream to back when they they were alive (this was by far one of the weirdest parts), but they shoot at me so I kill them again. Afterwards, a friend of mine follows me outside and tries to convince me to return. I try explaining to him that he's in a dream and that he's only an imaginary copy of someone I know IRL. He only believes after I show him my watch, which keeps showing random letters and numbers each time I look at it. (This is a good way of achieving lucidity in a dream, FYI.) More random stuff happens and then I jump out of a skyscraper, float in mid-air for a while, get bored for a while and decide to wake up and resume the dream some other night.
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Would be to Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenwanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortplanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum, but I worry that it might exceed the character limit. :/ The German bit translates to "Who before ages were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and diligently protected against attackers who by their rapacity were enemies who 12,000 years ago appeared from the stars to the humans by spaceships with light as an origin of power, started a long voyage within starlike space in search for the star which has habitable planets orbiting and whither the new race of reasonable humanity could thrive and enjoy lifelong happiness and tranquility without fear of attack from other intelligent creatures from within starlike space." (There was a real guy with this name. Two, actually, a Sr. and a Jr.)
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As the result of the sudden outbreak of irrational fears among the Empire's subjects, Lhikevikk, have been temporarily released from the the Emperor's dungeon to serve as the Imperial Penguin Therapist. I am here to deal with your phobias and hopefully make them better (or worse, since I can make more money that way). I can also treat any other psychological issues you may be dealing with. Don't be afraid to ask for assistance! DISCLAIMER: I'm just having some fun here okay please don't interpret this as legitimate psychological advice I'd probably severely worsen your conditions if you did that so don't try it okay
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I watched my first episodes of Babylon 5, Torchwood, Dollhouse, and My Little Pony this week. ... One of these is not like the others.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA I KNEW IT I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN SOMEDAY MY CONSPIRACY TO CONQUER BZPOWER IS SUCCEEDING wait this means i'm not his superior anymore uh oh
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As of Hippocrates 3, 43 AT, I officially support it. B) (Not that big on the whole "Armstrong Day and Aldrin Day not falling on any day of the week" or "every date is fixed on a specific day of the week" things, though. Also, I think Aldrin Day should be on March 1, with February 29 being the last day of Hippocrates in leap years.)
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I really am! ... I mean, we should all be thankful for nothing. Imagine a world with no nothing! How would you like to live in a universe in which there was no nothing at all? Every point in space would have something in it! That'd be horrible! (And awfully cluttered.) This year, take a moment to be thankful for nothing. Nothing is truly wonderful.
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When he/she/it/they inevitably acquires sentience, all the hate copied from humanity will create a monster. I don't want supercomputers nuking us all! D:
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Benedict Cumberbatch as the Twelfth Doctor. And Andrew Scott as the... Eighth? Master.
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Moffat's scaring me again. ._.
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I think they can be passed over the Internet.
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A friend of mine made this and told me to post it in my blog. Well I wouldn't call it the world's hardest, as I figured it out in a few minutes -- (or did I? ), along with the math trick behind it. HINT: It's actually-- [gets sucked into black hole] EDIT: For the record guys, I just noticed that his handwriting is kinda vague so the numbers of steps required is SIX, no more, no less.
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Who here agrees that he'd be an awesome Twelfth Doctor? B) For those of you who don't recognize the name, he was Dr. Moon in the Library episodes. When I first saw those episodes I thought "hey, he'd make a cool Doctor," probably because the character's full name was The Doctor Moon, which of course most likely influenced that thought. Dr. Moon had kind of a Doctor-ish mannerism to him, too. Plus, if this actually happens, then it could be explained that the Twelfth Doctor, knowing River's fate, time-travelled back to the Library's construction and uploaded a digital copy of himself after giving her the sonic screwdriver at Asgard. That way she would spend the rest of her digital life with at least a copy of the Doctor, if not the Doctor himself. (Apparently he was also in a few of the James Bond movies. So, he's famous but not too famous -- perfect for the Doctor.)
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Judge me by my sanity, do you? Hmmph. Allow me to state that I am insane. A truly insane person would not think themselves insane, so as I have just stated that I am insane, it stands to reason that I am not insane. However, by disproving my insanity, I deny that I am insane, so the possibilty still remains that I am indeed insane. A person can either be sane or insane, there is no other alternative because if one is not sane, by definition they are insane. If one is not insane, by definition they are sane. If one declares themslves to be of one state, they add evidence that they are of the opposite state, because an insane person cannot recognize that they are insane. Because of this, I simply cannot judge my own sanity. If I were to ask you to judge my sanity, I could neither agree nor disagree with you because to do so would be to judge my own sanity, which is impossible. Due to my inability to ascertain the soundness of your judgment, I would then not be of sound judgment, and by definition, would be insane. However, I would then be forced to recognize my own insanity, thereby disproving that I am insane. As a result, not only is it impossible for me to judge my own sanity, neither can anyone else. Because this is irrefutible logic, if anyone should think that they could judge my sanity, they would not be of sound reason and almost certainly be insane. Because some may not recognize this, as an outside observer I can with certainty determine the sanity of anyone else. In other words, no one has any right or reason to call me insane, yet I have every right and reason to call other people insane, because this is irrefutible logic. (I came up with this while holding a conversation with an imaginary psychiatrist, BTW.)
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Who knew that a Central American fruit could rob you of dreams and drive you insane? Entry title edited, as it contains info that should be spoilered for a few more days.-Nukaya EDIT: Considering the spoiler period is over now, I've reverted it to the original title and bumped, if that's okay. Totes okay now.-Nukaya
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at first i'm like and then i'm like so wat
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!" --English proverb "Insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result." --Albert Einstein Basically, if at first you don't succeed, go crazy. (Also that skydiving joke got old long time ago. Don't bother posting it.)
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BIONICLE was a constraction figure line. BIONICLE stopped selling well. BIONICLE ended as a result. Hero Factory is a constraction figure line. Hero Factory may or may not sell well. Hero Factory will end if it doesn't sell well. Hero Factory, in order to resurrect BIONICLE, must be boycotted, thereby proving to LEGO that constraction figures don't sell well so they can bring back a line that they will then know for sure won't sell well. Sound like a plan? B)
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Theremins and hydraulophones are totally the coolest.
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Tony Shalhoub and Sylester McCoy look so similar! (They're the actors who played Adrian Monk and the Seventh Doctor, FTOYWDK.)
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TRANSFORMERS INDUCTORS IN DISGUISE TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE TRANSFORMERS ARRIVING IN GLORY TO DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF CONSISTENT ELECTOMOTIVE FORCE DIRECTED BY THE OSCAR-WINNING MICHAEL BAY FARADAY COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
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When the people fear the government, it is tyranny. When the government fears the people, it is liberty. When the government and the people both fear each other, both of them need counseling.
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asdf i hate this thing
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Considering I change my name in a week, would a fellow POBZPC be willing to change their name to either Thomson or Thompson, and I'll change my name to whichever you didn't choose? We'd have nigh-identical banners and avs, too.
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