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The Mt Report: January 2010


Man, it's been forever since we've done one of these(at least it seems that way). But we're back, and we're ready with 4 more wins and fails and other good things that come with MT Reports.

 

The WIN list:

 

PANTS ON DA GROUND!!!: For the record, I really don't like American idol. I almost never watch it. But this was without question one of the funniest things I've seen from anyone over 45 years old. Heck, there was even a T-Shirt made of it. Now if only American Idol didn't have that stupid age limit...I would so watch him win the championship.

 

Steve Jobs: Once again, Apple proves that it, not Microsoft, rules America's technological business. With the release of the iPad, otherwise known as a glorified iPhone without the calling feature, Apple pretty much made it clear that they're gonna be running America's computer/phone creating businesses. That is, if Steve Jobs ends up surviving whatever it is that he's sick with.

 

No More Heroes 2: In a January completely smothered in lame Halo type shooter rip-offs, the only game outside of Star Wars bold enough to have their main character wield a lightsaber didn't disappoint in it's sequel. Imagine that. We're giving the title of best game of the month to the Wii, and it the title doesn't begin with "Metroid."

 

Halo Reach Screens: Only....8....more...months....(we hope). Since like every Halo game ever besides Halo Wars has come out in September, I'm betting this one will too. As for the actual screens, they're amazing.

 

The FAIL list:

 

The new Kendan: Ooh, I wanna join! One member...ouch...maybe Mesonak will disband the Ventorus to take over the team or something like KTM did 6 months ago.

 

Mesonak: *sigh* You need to stop getting on here buddy. I don't think this guy can get a Halo kill without a fuel rod gun, rocket, or tank. Maybe if you finish those fights sometime within the next week I'll think about editing you out.

 

Some mom in America: Her son got a bad report card, so, as his punishment, she made him beat his pet hamster to death...I'm no animals right advocate, but that's just really, really, mean. Turns out she had been a bad parent before and had been placed on probation. How do these types of people get by with probation again....

 

FPSs: It seems like every game this month was a shooter with no story, no character development, just shooting...and guns...and firefights. While that's cool, I will admit, it makes for a really boring single player experience. As much as I hate to say it, I almost miss the stupid Wii games where you swung the remote and hit a baseball and stuff.

 

Quote of the Month: "Hugs are better than drugs."-Multiple People

 

Win Music of the Month: Pants on the ground...get your pants off the ground.

 

Fail Picture of the Month: Toarobot's Post Number

 

Looking Ahead:

 

February 7: Super Bowl Sunday...GO SAINTS!!!!!!

 

Middle of February: Winter break...and then I have an iterim break where I learn how to drive a manual car...fun fun..

 

-MT

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~Allegretto~

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Add the fact that my computer crashed twice in the past week to the fail list.

Tenebrae Invictus

Posted

:( I'm not on this list... guess my third time on the Win List will have to wait. :P
MT Zehvor

Posted

We're actually keeping score now?

 

-MT

Toa Levacius Zehvor

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Hey, I'm never on the win list. But at least I'm never on the fail list... Can't say the same for Mesonak. But yeah, the "Pant's on the Ground" thing is funny. And ToaRobot.... O.O

 

-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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