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I Hate Mass Effect 2 (and Bioware)


Watashi Wa

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...FOR MAKING A GAME THAT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT!!

 

Seriously, I mean c'mon. I'm taking 5 information heavy classes this semester and then Mass Effect 2 comes out and just kinda soaks up all my time before I even realize it.

 

"I just want to get Garrus' loyalty and then I'll go study," I reassure myself. "What the what its 2 o'clock in the morning!"

 

Yesterday I got to the "big twist" of the game, which was a horrible mistake. I had a Business Law test today and I could hardly review my notes because I couldn't get that scenario out of my head and the implications it may have on the rest of the series.

 

Stop making good excellent games BioWare! You're ruining my college career! >: (

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They are horrible people and they should be ashamed of themselves.

 

Hopefully Mass Effect 3 will be awful so we don't get so emotionally involved in it. :angry:

 

Also I hate you now, WaWa, 'cause I have to wait a month or two to play it and you're making me jealous.

 

...

 

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~Bunda

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Yesterday I got to the "big twist" of the game, which was a horrible mistake.

There's still bigger (depending on your point of view) twists to come.

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Yesterday I got to the "big twist" of the game, which was a horrible mistake.

There's still bigger (depending on your point of view) twists to come.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME MY PRECIOUS TALI IS A REAPER

 

PLEASE

 

~Bunda

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Yesterday I got to the "big twist" of the game, which was a horrible mistake.

There's still bigger (depending on your point of view) twists to come.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME MY PRECIOUS TALI IS A REAPER

 

PLEASE

 

~Bunda

:evilgrin:

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oh well

 

saw that one coming

 

still sad, though. =/

 

~Bunda

Never believe the guy who hasn't played it yet either. I just thought it was worth a guess. :P

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Yesterday I got to the "big twist" of the game, which was a horrible mistake.

There's still bigger (depending on your point of view) twists to come.

 

I really need to like... get passed the beginning missions XP

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And he piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the race and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it.
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oh well

 

saw that one coming

 

still sad, though. =/

 

~Bunda

Never believe the guy who hasn't played it yet either. I just thought it was worth a guess. :P

Oh.

 

So I guess you didn't get the absurdity of my previous statement. =/

 

That's too bad.

 

~Bunda

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Yesterday I got to the "big twist" of the game, which was a horrible mistake.

There's still bigger (depending on your point of view) twists to come.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME MY PRECIOUS TALI IS A REAPER

 

PLEASE

 

~Bunda

No, just Shepard.

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They are horrible people and they should be ashamed of themselves.

 

Hopefully Mass Effect 3 will be awful so we don't get so emotionally involved in it. :angry:

 

Also I hate you now, WaWa, 'cause I have to wait a month or two to play it and you're making me jealous.

 

~Bunda

 

I'll probably cry at the end of Mass Effect 3.

 

But trust me, it's worth the wait!

 

Yesterday I got to the "big twist" of the game, which was a horrible mistake.

There's still bigger (depending on your point of view) twists to come.

 

I really need to like... get passed the beginning missions XP

 

If I weren't so obsessed with getting every single member of my team loyal to me, I'd probably be done with the game by now. :P

 

Gah. Taking forever for me to get money organized so I can buy it. Willing to murder for this game...

 

...

 

HI WATASHI WA.

 

Get away! *uses biotic Throw*

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Get away! *uses biotic Throw*

Lift + Warp + Throw = Dead foe

 

Invariably.

 

Seriously, Adepts are awesome. I don't know why I played as a Soldier the first time... probably 'cause I thought Pistols sucked. Then I learned of their power and that's all I use now. :P

Are pistols still awesome in ME2?

 

~Bunda

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Gah. Taking forever for me to get money organized so I can buy it. Willing to murder for this game...

 

...

 

HI WATASHI WA.

depends on who's on your list to get with last option

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Get away! *uses biotic Throw*

Lift + Warp + Throw = Dead foe

 

Invariably.

 

Seriously, Adepts are awesome. I don't know why I played as a Soldier the first time... probably 'cause I thought Pistols sucked. Then I learned of their power and that's all I use now. :P

Are pistols still awesome in ME2?

 

~Bunda

I certainly find them useful, 'specially against some enemies whose names I can't recall. But, I like using the sniper rifle, so I'm always either an Infiltrator or a Soldier. However, I do have characters of every class and background logged into my first game, so wheee~

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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from [ ]’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou [ ] whale! Thus, I give up the spear!
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Get away! *uses biotic Throw*

Lift + Warp + Throw = Dead foe

 

Invariably.

 

Seriously, Adepts are awesome. I don't know why I played as a Soldier the first time... probably 'cause I thought Pistols sucked. Then I learned of their power and that's all I use now. :P

Are pistols still awesome in ME2?

 

~Bunda

 

Adepts pretty much own. I only ever played as Soldier in the first game, and it turns out I've been missing half the fun. I'll never get tired of Lift+Throwing someone into oblivion.

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Get away! *uses biotic Throw*

Lift + Warp + Throw = Dead foe

 

Invariably.

 

Seriously, Adepts are awesome. I don't know why I played as a Soldier the first time... probably 'cause I thought Pistols sucked. Then I learned of their power and that's all I use now. :P

Are pistols still awesome in ME2?

 

~Bunda

 

Adepts pretty much own. I only ever played as Soldier in the first game, and it turns out I've been missing half the fun. I'll never get tired of Lift+Throwing someone into oblivion.

Any biotic power + warp is better. Warp explodes whatever biotic power was used on the person (if they're still under it's influence) so it creates from pretty devastating effects at times.

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I turn my body from the sun. What ho, Tashtego! Let me hear thy hammer. Oh! ye three unsurrendered spires of mine; thou uncracked keel; and only god-bullied hull; thou firm deck, and haughty helm, and Pole-pointed prow, - death - glorious ship! must ye then perish, and without me? Am I cut off from the last fond pride of meanest shipwrecked captains? Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief. Ho, ho! from all your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death!
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Small reason was there to doubt, then, that ever since that almost fatal encounter, Ahab had cherished a wild vindictiveness against the whale, all the more fell for that in his frantic morbidness he at last came to identify with him, not only all his bodily woes, but all his intellectual and spiritual exasperations. The White Whale swam before him as the monomaniac incarnation of all those malicious agencies which some deep men feel eating in them, till they are left living on with half a heart and half a lung.
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I still haven't played either of the Mass Effects. :P

You are only forgiven if A] You are a little kid (which you aren't). B] You don't own an Xbox 360. C] You don't own a gaming PC.

 

Otherwise, *adds Lift and Warp to WaWa's throw*

 

Smeag, you're freakin' me out.

 

~Bunda

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