I didn't even read past the first five words and started throwing armadillos at my wall.

cool pink hat, brethren

Well there have to be those here who don't, you know.

I mean WEEE WOOO WEEE OOOOH BOO

oh you Evan

why must you edit my post to fit your twisted desires? ;_;

Continued.

You must then exit the room, and continue down the corridor. After approximately fifty paces, you will feel a chill. Enter the room on the left at exactly that point, and you will see a basketball in the exact center of the room.

Approach it with extreme caution. If the single candle in the corner of the room goes out, you must slowly back out of the room and continue on.

Assuming you have made it this far, pick up this partially-deflated basketball to reveal an aged photograph underneath. On the photograph you will see a high school playground. In the foreground, you will notice a couple of guys, who were up to no good. Started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her, day after day; but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss, and then she gave me my ticket, I put my Walkman on, and said "I might as well kick it!"

~ (^{A V}_T^O_A^H_M^K_E^A_R^H)

Jesus not this again. Found it on certain Halo-based forums while looking for Slender Man stories.

Epic horror movie plot.

I wanted to just edit people's comments, but you guys aren't doing it right. D:

edit: what burrito said

900 Get

Fix'd

This just makes me think of the The Lost Room and the SCP

-Janus

I suspect Candlejack is involved in thi

Don't be silly, Candlejack has nothi

This just makes me think of the The Lost Room and the SCP

 

-Janus

Same here, altough I couldn't really recall what the show was called.