As appealing as the Relient K diddy sounds to some this time of year, it really has no business being the weather for December 23. At least not in the Northern Hemisphere.

But wouldn't you know it, today's forecast for New Orleans is almost shorts weather: lots of sun and 66° F (19° C).

So, to try and elicit some yuletide cheer, I bring you More Of KIE's E-Mail™

...not that I actually have that trademarked or anything....

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? ...Yes.

 

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

 

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

 

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

 

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and......

 

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

 

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

 

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

 

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

-KIE, who is 3-0 with his college bowl picks